What is tail-piping?

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and can you do it on a KR-808? The first thing that came to mind was shot-gunning, but realized we don't have a burning end to put in our mouths!

In certain circles it's having sex with your car/motorcycle aka car-diddling.
There's a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'
Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other material to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'
Safe diddling is positively encouraged to reduce emissions8-o
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In certain circles it's having sex with your car/motorcycle aka car-diddling.
There's a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'
Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other material to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'
Safe diddling is positively encouraged to reduce emissions8-o
John.
 

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In certain circles it's having sex with your car/motorcycle aka car-diddling.
There's a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'
Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other material to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'
Safe diddling is positively encouraged to reduce emissions8-o
John.

took the words right out of my filthy mouth
 

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[In certain circles it's having sex with your car/motorcycle aka car-diddling.
There's a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'
Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other material to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'
Safe diddling is positively encouraged to reduce emissions
John.
quote=Taryn;762764]I think it would be far wiser to keep your mouth closed around tailpipers, geeker![/quote]



:confused: yeah.. I would take his word for it.... Literally.. and I would stand as far awy from that car as humanly possible!!! Some cars have a temper.. other have a mind of their own!! This guys has got to be kidding but if he isn't .. he is going to piss that car off!! literally!! LOL:cool:
 
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In certain circles it's having sex with your car/motorcycle aka car-diddling.
There's a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'
Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other material to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'
Safe diddling is positively encouraged to reduce emissions8-o
John.
ok now that is just scary!!!!!!!! kind of makes me wonder what you blokes on the other side of the pond are doing over there :lol::lol::lol:
 

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