Not exactly bacon, but it brought to mind Liquid Smoke as a flavoring. See the Colgin website (and others, like Wright brand). It needs no refrigeration, is very concentrated, and has antimicrobial and antioxidant properties. Hmmm... would it act as a preservative of sorts to the e-liquid?
Excerpt from Colgin site:
"Colgin Natural Liquid Smoke is produced by burning fresh cut hickory, mesquite, apple, and pecan wood chips at extremely high temperatures and moisture levels. Theres nothing synthetic about it its not made from chemicals. It is made by placing high grade smoking woods in sealed retorts, where intense heat makes the wood smolder (not burn), releasing the gases seen in ordinary smoke.
These gases are quickly chilled in condensers, which liquefies the smoke; it is then forced through seven refining vats and a large filter, to remove impurities. Finally, the liquid is received into large oak barrels which will age the liquid smoke for mellowness.
While the equipment is modern, computer-controlled and state-of-the-art, the process is the same as when S.E. Colgin first patented it in the early part of the 20th Century.
Colgin Natural Liquid Smoke is an all natural product with no additives or preservatives. It will enhance the flavor of meat, poultry, fish, vegetables, sauces, gravies . . . anything that would taste better with a real smoke flavor and aroma."
That takes care of smoking and food. Now just find a way to incorporate alcohol and sex into the mix, and you've got one powerful habit.
