What is the direct line to the Formal Complaint Department??

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remmy00

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So I usually get my juice delivered to the office. Placed an order on Tuesday and the tracking that I was sent indicated that it would get here on Monday. So far so good right? Looking forward to trying the new Strawnilla and adding some stock to my Wakonda stash.

Well this is where it all goes downhill....

Since it wasnt going to get here till Monday, I didnt bring a spare tank today. Well the NERVE of those folks at Nicoticket... it got here EARLIER than the tracking said it would.... I mean WHAT NERVE right????

I know you are all with me on this one. All I can guess is that there is a super secret purple bag mailing system that gets these packages here like greased lightning.

But still... I really think this amounts to some form of torture..... here I am... just able to sniff my bottle of Strawnilla...

no recourse.....

well other than to enjoy the watermelon ZOTZ that came with it......

the inhumanity!!!!!! <insert obligatory cat meme>


PS.. thanks for the juice... smells great!!!
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I would seriously request free juice and a mod to go along with it. This is truly horrifying! HOW DARE THEY!!?!?!

They'd better start sending PVs and tanks with their juice, right??! :p

With the total indifference displayed so far.. I wouldn't count on it....

besides which I am still awaiting the free kittens that I was promised over a year ago!!!!

I imagine those poor kittens trapped in a priority mail box somewhere... poor poor kittens....

<insert another clever cat meme>
 

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They did the same thing to me. It was scheduled for delivery on Monday, when I was supposed to be home, and I had the whole week-end to get ready.

They delivered it today. Didn't even have the decency to warn me.

I was at work.

That's cruelty.

Pure cruelty.

Came home, oblivious of what was ahead, and there was this thing in my mailbox masquerading as a normal, strawberry-less, vanilla-less package. It wasn't even purple. BUT I KNEW WHAT IT WAS.

I can smell Zotz. Like a service dog for the Zotz traffic department or something.

So I confiscated the suspect envelope, and my investigation showed not one, but TWO bottles of Strawnilla, TWO bottles of Frenilla, two innocent-looking but very sharp D2G empty bottles, one very lonely Zotz, and one contraband Coolcumber Mint.

I mean, like Coolcumber Mint bribery is going to save them. Haha.

Imma squonk that stuff FOOB just to take my revenge.
 

Kent Brooks

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So I usually get my juice delivered to the office. Placed an order on Tuesday and the tracking that I was sent indicated that it would get here on Monday. So far so good right? Looking forward to trying the new Strawnilla and adding some stock to my Wakonda stash.

Well this is where it all goes downhill....

Since it wasnt going to get here till Monday, I didnt bring a spare tank today. Well the NERVE of those folks at Nicoticket... it got here EARLIER than the tracking said it would.... I mean WHAT NERVE right????

I know you are all with me on this one. All I can guess is that there is a super secret purple bag mailing system that gets these packages here like greased lightning.

But still... I really think this amounts to some form of torture..... here I am... just able to sniff my bottle of Strawnilla...

no recourse.....

well other than to enjoy the watermelon ZOTZ that came with it......

the inhumanity!!!!!! <insert obligatory cat meme>


PS.. thanks for the juice... smells great!!!
:toast:

LMAO - The good folks at the USPS postal service come through 4TW!!
 

Kent Brooks

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Is there a reason that all the liquids seem to be 50/50. I can't do that much vg :( Do you ever do a 20/80 vg/pg blend?

CLS/CB/GCD in "Near Zero" are all in MAXVG - they can be used to mix a "high vg blend" and reach your ideal PG/VG ratio and nic level...

Example: Mix 15ml of 18mg with 30ml of MAXVG/NZ to get 45ml of "high VG 6mg"
 

Kent Brooks

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They did the same thing to me. It was scheduled for delivery on Monday, when I was supposed to be home, and I had the whole week-end to get ready.

They delivered it today. Didn't even have the decency to warn me.

I was at work.

That's cruelty.

Pure cruelty.

Came home, oblivious of what was ahead, and there was this thing in my mailbox masquerading as a normal, strawberry-less, vanilla-less package. It wasn't even purple. BUT I KNEW WHAT IT WAS.

I can smell Zotz. Like a service dog for the Zotz traffic department or something. <<CLASSIC

So I confiscated the suspect envelope, and my investigation showed not one, but TWO bottles of Strawnilla, TWO bottles of Frenilla, two innocent-looking but very sharp D2G empty bottles, one very lonely Zotz, and one contraband Coolcumber Mint.

I mean, like Coolcumber Mint bribery is going to save them. Haha.

Imma squonk that stuff FOOB just to take my revenge.

Smelling Zotz now? <3
 

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CLS/CB/GCD in "Near Zero" are all in MAXVG - they can be used to mix a "high vg blend" and reach your ideal PG/VG ratio and nic level...

Example: Mix 15ml of 18mg with 30ml of MAXVG/NZ to get 45ml of "high VG 6mg"


I want to lower the vg. 20vg/80pg. Is there anyway to do this?
 

Kent Brooks

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I want to lower the vg. 20vg/80pg. Is there anyway to do this?

This is a tough one... In that situation, you almost have to find a finished 100% PG liquid from another vendor to mix...

The fruit (Betelgeuse and Gravity), and H1N1 would start at 65/35... they would be easy to get up to 80PG with a dash of *something*. Worst case scenario, if you find the liquid to be more intensely flavored than most, you could dilute or stretch the liquid with unflavored PG?
 

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Normally I can count on USPS to deliver a day early when they have my purple package. I think the black mail confused him and it was a day late!!! It's so so good though I can't complain now that I actually have it.

Glad it arrived safely Shoebunnie! <3
 
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