Okay 4 weeks ago today a coworker came in my office wth a Blu disposable - "you've got to try this!" - so I did. Later that afternoon I'm at Walgreens - bought a Blu starter kit x 2 - 1 for me and 1 for him.
2 days later gave my leftover cigarettes to my husband. "This is awesome, thank you baby Jesus!"
Well crap - halfway through my sample box of cartridges - back to Walgreens. What? No Java Jolt? But it's my faaaaaavorite. Whining. Buy Vivid Vanilla. 14.99 well spent - tastes like a cupcake.
Saturday night - "we have to order more cartridges - they're cheaper online"
Ordered 2 boxes of Java Jolt (yay!), one cherry, one vanilla, one pina colada, one peach schnapps.
A few days later - "crap, I'm out again!" Back to Walgreens, bought a box of cherry and a box of vanilla. 32 bucks with tax.
Is this cheaper? Yeah probably. But I'm sucking on this thing ALL. THE. TIME.
Package arrives from Blu. Rip it open with my teeth and considering chewing on Java Jolt. Decide against. Try to vape it. Tastes like burnt popcorn. WHAT?? Vanilla - tastes like air freshener. Cherry is more blah than bomb. Vanilla reminds me of Glade.
WTF? Things were going SO good! Bought Blu disposable. Tastes like ashtray.
Okay, I need to get serious here. Tried a regular cigarette. Oh my goodness. Yes. That's what I want. Bought more Blu carts instead. I really don't want to smoke. Off to the internets - there has to be a way!
Found Jet carts - ordered one of each flavor.
Found juice - hmmmmm, more nicotine? All the flavors of the rainbow? Yes please!
Hmmmm, Smokeless Image? Labor Day sale? Ordered 2 Volt batteries, a charger, some empty carts. I got this alllllll figured out. Oh except the juice part. Which is best? Where to buy? I bet there's a forum somewhere ...
Found this forum.
Clearly I know nothing.
So.
What now?
Ideally I think (clueless I know) I'd like to have a Blu/Volt type of thing to carry around at work. And something bigger to honk on at home. An ego type thing maybe? Clearomizer? I don't want anything too fiddly. When I was smoking I'd run out and hammer down a cigarette a couple of times but basically chain smoke all morning and night. Addicts are us I guess. Anyway, I need to figure something out before I have to go have this Blu removed from my trachea.
Do I stop here and wait for the goods? Any chance in hell I'm going to be satisfied? Should I bite the bullet now while there's so many sales? Help please
2 days later gave my leftover cigarettes to my husband. "This is awesome, thank you baby Jesus!"
Well crap - halfway through my sample box of cartridges - back to Walgreens. What? No Java Jolt? But it's my faaaaaavorite. Whining. Buy Vivid Vanilla. 14.99 well spent - tastes like a cupcake.
Saturday night - "we have to order more cartridges - they're cheaper online"
Ordered 2 boxes of Java Jolt (yay!), one cherry, one vanilla, one pina colada, one peach schnapps.
A few days later - "crap, I'm out again!" Back to Walgreens, bought a box of cherry and a box of vanilla. 32 bucks with tax.
Is this cheaper? Yeah probably. But I'm sucking on this thing ALL. THE. TIME.
Package arrives from Blu. Rip it open with my teeth and considering chewing on Java Jolt. Decide against. Try to vape it. Tastes like burnt popcorn. WHAT?? Vanilla - tastes like air freshener. Cherry is more blah than bomb. Vanilla reminds me of Glade.
WTF? Things were going SO good! Bought Blu disposable. Tastes like ashtray.
Okay, I need to get serious here. Tried a regular cigarette. Oh my goodness. Yes. That's what I want. Bought more Blu carts instead. I really don't want to smoke. Off to the internets - there has to be a way!
Found Jet carts - ordered one of each flavor.
Found juice - hmmmmm, more nicotine? All the flavors of the rainbow? Yes please!
Hmmmm, Smokeless Image? Labor Day sale? Ordered 2 Volt batteries, a charger, some empty carts. I got this alllllll figured out. Oh except the juice part. Which is best? Where to buy? I bet there's a forum somewhere ...
Found this forum.
Clearly I know nothing.
So.
What now?
Ideally I think (clueless I know) I'd like to have a Blu/Volt type of thing to carry around at work. And something bigger to honk on at home. An ego type thing maybe? Clearomizer? I don't want anything too fiddly. When I was smoking I'd run out and hammer down a cigarette a couple of times but basically chain smoke all morning and night. Addicts are us I guess. Anyway, I need to figure something out before I have to go have this Blu removed from my trachea.
Do I stop here and wait for the goods? Any chance in hell I'm going to be satisfied? Should I bite the bullet now while there's so many sales? Help please