Such a sad topic to contemplate but I'll play along. I'd go back to my Provari and Russian lite with lots of alcohol. 

They are familyI'd just break out my v2 kit, slap one of them nearly 3 year old cowboy killer red cartos on a blue battery and look like a pimp while vaping like a tool until I received another package that I'd pay overnight shipping from REOsmods.
I can promise you that there is no way in hell all 5 of my REOs could ever be stolen. Maybe the one that gets hidden in my car when I go into a store but the others are in my home.
I'd not hesitate to protect them like family.
I'd just break out my v2 kit, slap one of them nearly 3 year old cowboy killer red cartos on a blue battery and look like a pimp while vaping like a tool until I received another package that I'd pay overnight shipping from REOsmods.
I can promise you that there is no way in hell all 5 of my REOs could ever be stolen. Maybe the one that gets hidden in my car when I go into a store but the others are in my home.
I'd not hesitate to protect them like family.