What would you invent?

[Kimerpuff]

If I could invent stuff, here are two items that would be tops on my list!

First
The icecube maker -
my invention would give a zap (close to the feeling of ten or so mosquitos) to the person who puts the icecube tray back in the freezer with two or less icecubes in it and then an alarm would go off saying
"Alert Alert WATER is NEEDED in the TRAY!!"

Second
The Pee be Gone -
This invention would be a "disposable" toilet cover, to fit around the bowl and a 4 inch perimeter on the floor as well. When your darling male misses (you know they say they have great aim, but DONT) an alarm would sound "BZZZZ BZZZ Yes You Missed! Clean up on Toilet #4!!" this would have to go off until they removed the "disposable cover" and replaced it with a fresh clean one.

 

[thelook]

First
The icecube maker -
my invention would give a zap (close to the feeling of ten or so mosquitos) to the person who puts the icecube tray back in the freezer with two or less icecubes in it and then an alarm would go off saying
"Alert Alert WATER is NEEDED in the TRAY!!"


I would so buy that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jjrose]

I would invent sock detecting floor coverings.
If a sock is left on the floor for more than 10 minutes, a LOUD (because we all know about selective hearing) buzzer goes off until the offending item is put in the hamper.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE for only $29.95 you could upgrade to other articles of clothing and shoes too.

 

[jjrose]

By the way when does production on the toilet seat thing begin, and can I get on the pre order list?

 

[Kimerpuff]

I have to ask my agent

 

[redgirl]

I have a great idea for restaurants. When my husband & I go out to eat, we don't linger after we eat - we just want the check and then we want to go! I would invent a kind of credit card machine, either at tables or one kiosk, where if you were paying by credit card, you could just swipe your bill & go. Maybe you get something when you walk in that tabulates your bill and you use that when you pay.

 

[jjrose]

Like the self pay lines at the grocery store!

 

[Kimerpuff]

oh yeah that would be awesome Redgirl!

 

[redgirl]

Like the self pay lines at the grocery store!

Exactly! I'm just waiting for them to be invented!

 

[Fudgey]

Second

The Pee be Gone -

This invention would be a "disposable" toilet cover, to fit around the bowl and a 4 inch perimeter on the floor as well. When your darling male misses (you know they say they have great aim, but DONT) an alarm would sound "BZZZZ BZZZ Yes You Missed! Clean up on Toilet #4!!" this would have to go off until they removed the "disposable cover" and replaced it with a fresh clean one.[/QUOTE]

I would invent sock detecting floor coverings.

If a sock is left on the floor for more than 10 minutes, a LOUD (because we all know about selective hearing) buzzer goes off until the offending item is put in the hamper.



BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE for only $29.95 you could upgrade to other articles of clothing and shoes too.

I want one of each of these, please put my name on the waiting list! On the detective floor covering i need it for dishes, thank you.



I want to have a trash is full detector. You can make it like a motion detector if something is in the way for say 1 minute it will go off until you empty the trashcan.

Oh the credit card machine at the table would be great it would also keep somone from stealing you card info.

edit: that posted weird!

 

[Mary Kay]

I would invent a retset button! One push on the big red button would put everything back the way you had it BERFORE company came.
Just wave bye at the door and hit the button..done! Time for a nice cuppa and put your feet up!

 

[Fudgey]

I would invent a retset button! One push on the big red button would put everything back the way you had it BERFORE company came.
Just wave bye at the door and hit the button..done! Time for a nice cuppa and put your feet up!

I want one of those for after Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. Snap and its like it was when you woke up, yep I'm dreaming.

 

[Kimerpuff]

Aww man that would be nice... *press button and head off for the post turkey nap*

 

[stover.p]

What I want has been invented but only in the cartoons............

 

[Happy Domino38]

I'd like to nominate a hat that men wear. Whenever they say something that's sure to p off their spouse, a big hand will come out of it and slap them across the chops.

I'd say one that would wallop them when they were still THINKING of it, (before it hit the general populace), but if the poor thing had to sort through THOSE minds, the man wearing it would probably be beaten to death by his own hat within minutes..

 

[Kimerpuff]

HAHAHA! I need that hat!

 

[daisyd]

What I want has been invented but only in the cartoons............

+1 for me too

 

[beebopnjazz]

He wouldn't know what hit him!

I'd like to nominate a hat that men wear. Whenever they say something that's sure to p off their spouse, a big hand will come out of it and slap them across the chops.

I'd say one that would wallop them when they were still THINKING of it, (before it hit the general populace), but if the poor thing had to sort through THOSE minds, the man wearing it would probably be beaten to death by his own hat within minutes..

 

[Mary Kay]

Mike would have permanent whiplash from all the hits!

 

[Fudgey]

I want to make a siren that you can activate at a specific time and has a recording that say's "It's time for you to go home!", my step son and his other comes over uninvited all the time, usually at dinner time, and will not leave! no that I don't want to see them but they could at least call first!!