lately I've been doing a daily checkup of my newsfeed on facebook via my iphone...
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*not for those with weak stomachs
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whatcha all do while "dropping the kids off at the pool"
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I just realized, may not get much action on this thread...I alienated half our members, forgot women don't poop 
Bad/GooD/BaD...
for the last several years I've programmed my body to "take the Brown's to the superbowl" once a day, as soon as I wake up in the morning...works out great, but this very often gave me a dillema...up untill a few weeks a ago, I have always been a 1 1/2 PAD smoker, so naturally AS SOON AS I wake up I gotta run out to smoke (no smoking in the house!)...95% of the time my urge to smoke outweighed my urge to "drop a deuce" so you'd often find me outside in my robe clinching in my buttcheeks while mad hitting a cig...
enter the world of vaping...obviously started this a few weeks ago in hopes of quitting smoking, secondary bennefit save $, third was I can now vape AND "expel my black banana" at the same time
...you now can see where this is going...
welp, as I now converge from purely a nic vaper to a "hobbyist" vaper (the cool vape aromas + still a lil of that addictive nic) I realized that my dream of "killing two birds with one turd" was no longer optional...despite my "corn eyed .... snakes" smelling like roses most of the time...I just can't do floral vapes...
a lil off subject, just felt like sharing...
for the last several years I've programmed my body to "take the Brown's to the superbowl" once a day, as soon as I wake up in the morning...works out great, but this very often gave me a dillema...up untill a few weeks a ago, I have always been a 1 1/2 PAD smoker, so naturally AS SOON AS I wake up I gotta run out to smoke (no smoking in the house!)...95% of the time my urge to smoke outweighed my urge to "drop a deuce" so you'd often find me outside in my robe clinching in my buttcheeks while mad hitting a cig...
enter the world of vaping...obviously started this a few weeks ago in hopes of quitting smoking, secondary bennefit save $, third was I can now vape AND "expel my black banana" at the same time
...you now can see where this is going...welp, as I now converge from purely a nic vaper to a "hobbyist" vaper (the cool vape aromas + still a lil of that addictive nic) I realized that my dream of "killing two birds with one turd" was no longer optional...despite my "corn eyed .... snakes" smelling like roses most of the time...I just can't do floral vapes...
a lil off subject, just felt like sharing...
yeah, u know me, simple minded & easily amused...thx btw, I got ur jedi mind-likes
I was taught not to push, they said it'd give me hemroids, rather, just let em slide out...well, I spose a very gentle push is required...but, u know..
When I take the swim team to a meet, I'm focused. That's my life until it's over.
very interesting, surprised in this electronic STiMuLaTion day, more people don't amuse themselves while "doing the dirty"
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THANK YOU, really people, when ya drop it, BAM, give her a quick flush...respect
IF UR GOING TO COMMENT IN MY THREAD PLZ ANSWER THE QUESTION FIRST, THEN FEEL FREE TO TALK/COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU'D LIKE!
So what's the question cuz I didn't bother reading past the turd picture. Id like to take a shot at answering it though.
Clockwork. Get up. Tea. Dump with Vamo. Flush. More tea and more Vamo. Work.
US Version. Arise. A cup of herbal leaves in a bag with cow juice and sugar. Poo out my supper whilst utilising the amazing vapor action of my Vamo. Flush away supper. Tea, Vamo and work.
Job done. (Job is UK slang for a poo) Job done then.
US Version. Arise. A cup of herbal leaves in a bag with cow juice and sugar. Poo out my supper whilst utilising the amazing vapor action of my Vamo. Flush away supper. Tea, Vamo and work.
Job done. (Job is UK slang for a poo) Job done then.
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