There are other virtues.... Every Friday is Aloha Friday, which means casual dress, and off work at noon.... Unless you're in the service industry.... Wait, thats 90%....

OK, the government does Aloha Friday. There are other virtues too, like "Hawaiian Time".... Basically if the phone guy says he will be there at 9 AM, it means he could be there anytime between 9 AM and the end of the week.... Wait, that's not much different here either.

OK, I got one... The roaches there fly, and you can hear them when they light on the wall...

Wait, pretty sure we got that on the mainland somewhere...
Alright, I got one... When the huge Polynesian guy asks you, "Hey Bradah... You want beef?" .... He ain't asking what you want for lunch.

