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Fudgey

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I love those, Ralph. Very Steven Wright.

Jan, isn't it lovely when a problem you didn't want to deal with goes away on it's own?

Alex,
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In the fall, I cleaned behind my refrigerator of the first time in eons. It was clean except for a lot of dust. So today I suddenly decided that I had to clean back there and see what damage the visitors had done. (The answer to that, btw, is very little.) My fridge is in a little alcove at the entrance to the kitchen. So I got my broom and mop ready and wiggled the fridge straight forward. When I had nowhere to back up, I went to one side and finished shoving it all the way forward. It just clears the wall at that point and I shoved it sideways the 10" or so that the cord will allow. And there I was in the kitchen with a refrigerator between me and the mop and broom.:rolleyes:

I have done things like that before :facepalm: Glad they didn't do much damage :)

sorry... I was preening...

Took you long enough :laugh:
 

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I love those, Ralph. Very Steven Wright.

Jan, isn't it lovely when a problem you didn't want to deal with goes away on it's own?

Alex,
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In the fall, I cleaned behind my refrigerator of the first time in eons. It was clean except for a lot of dust. So today I suddenly decided that I had to clean back there and see what damage the visitors had done. (The answer to that, btw, is very little.) My fridge is in a little alcove at the entrance to the kitchen. So I got my broom and mop ready and wiggled the fridge straight forward. When I had nowhere to back up, I went to one side and finished shoving it all the way forward. It just clears the wall at that point and I shoved it sideways the 10" or so that the cord will allow. And there I was in the kitchen with a refrigerator between me and the mop and broom.:rolleyes:

Those jokes were from Jerry, Jane. But yes, kinda seems like Steven Wright.
 

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My all time favorite was one from David Brenner. He said that when he was in school, the teachers would always chastise him with the phrase "what are you a comedian?" Then he looked right into the camera and said "yes I am and I make more money in a week than you do in a year". It was the way he said it, that was funny.
 

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