my kid sister, although hardly a kid anymore
Ha! Finally: you admit it!
So, I'm a freelance writer and editor. One of my contracts involves going through search terms that have been pre-screened by both a script and a few humans and editing them into article titles. You might be surprised by just how many men are searching for various ways to enlarge their man-bits, but anyway...
From time to time, I run into a puzzling search term that I don't quite understand and have to Google it to figure out whether it can be turned into a reasonable article title or not. Mostly, this happens when I get an automotive title, but about a month ago I ran into this one:
"Nicotine addiction caused by e-cigarettes"
...wha?
Being a long-time computer geek, my first reaction was to remember all those ASCII art pics the silly AOLers used to email each other back in the 1990s. "An e-hug for you!" or "Here's a cup of e-coffee!" or "Enjoy this e-muffin!"... you get the idea.
While staring baffled at this title, my husband walked over, looked at my screen and remarked, "Oh, yeah, I suppose that could happen if a non-smoker was using one." Needless to say, this left me even more confused.
So I Googled it and knocked off work for the day when I realized what I'd stumbled onto. Less than 24 hours later, I ordered a 901 kit and a bottle of juice.
--K