Who should be saved during the zombie apocalypse?

[CES]

As you know, we only have limited resources for the zombie apocalypse, and some people are just destined to be zombies. But there are others that we might want to go the extra mile for....

or not

Who would you want to keep around and who would you use as bait?
and why?


Obviously the zombie vapers aren't zombie bait because we're cool, funny, and prepared. Mac is included even though he isn't allowed to be an offical zombie vaper. He can be our OUTSIDE connection.

Who else?

 

[chrisl317]

Carrot Top, Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan - Bait

Bill Murray - Save - for obvious reasons

Milla Jovovich - Save - for dessert!

James Earl Jones - Save - he can control Voodoo Zombies!

Dave Chappelle - Save - I think he'd be hilarious during the Zompocalypse

Maurice Lamarche and Phil Lamarr we save, because I just love "Pinky and The Brain"!




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[CES]

what are we gonna do today Brain?

 

[chrisl317]

what are we gonna do today Brain?

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky." "Try to take over the world!"

It's Pinky and the Brain!

It's Pinky and the Brain!

One is a genius, the other's insane!

Narf!
p.s. Don't forget the evil, "Snowball"! Poit! Zort!

 

[CES]

OK, they are definitely on the "save" list

 

[whynotvap]

Narf!!! I miss Steven Spielberg presents saturday morning, it was the end of cartoons for cartoon's sake imho.

I nominate Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Jason Lee, Jeff Anderson, Scott Mosier, (I'd say everyone who worked with Smith but Carlin is dead and O'Halloran would just complain about having to re-populate...) and Jim Butcher. I have to know how things end with Harry Dresden, he's also a pretty decent guy in person.

Bill Gates and every politician, lawyer, and parking enforcement agent are to be promptly rounded up to finally serve the public they claim they're helping!!!

 

[DragonVapor]

As you know, we only have limited resources for the zombie apocalypse, and some people are just destined to be zombies. But there are others that we might want to go the extra mile for....

or not

Who would you want to keep around and who would you use as bait?
and why?


Obviously the zombie vapers aren't zombie bait because we're cool, funny, and prepared. Mac is included even though he isn't allowed to be an offical zombie vaper. He can be our OUTSIDE connection.

Who else?

Why is Mac not allowed?

 

[DragonVapor]

Oh yeah... forgot

 

[lorikay13]

So we need to stalk mac around the forum and lend him support until "they" relent!

Stephen Hawking......SAVE

anyone who claims to be "really good" at Guitar Hero....BAIT

Will Smith.......SAVE

ALL clowns.....BAIT

Those two guys from Myth Busters.....SAVE

Rush Limbaugh.......BAIT...and then some....

Beavis and Butthead.........SAVE and protect with my life!

yea!!! FIRE!>>>FIRE!>>>>Let's burn something!!!!

 

[whynotvap]

If you're gonna save B & B, you gotta save the alley gang too. Talkin' 'bout dang'd ol' flesh n brain slurpin' zombies man. Plus they know all about home repair and clean burning propane and propane accessories (Hank IS in the Hall of Flame after all!).

But why is there no clown love these days?!?!? ICP and the Juggalo family would be a formidable force. Most if not all of them come pre-equipped with hatchets and a passable knowledge of Voodoo. But here's the coup de grace, would you rather have clowns on your side or undead clowns coming in through the windows?

 

[lorikay13]

Here is what I would rather have.....NO FREAKIN" CLOWNS! Eat them all!!! Creepy freakin' nasty....nevermind:

Hank...yes Hank rules! Although he does have that disease....noassatall.....(edit....fixed it)

 

[chrisl317]

Clown zombies make it too easy to shoot them, though. They're the only zombies with a bull's eye on their face!

 

[lorikay13]

I don't care!!! All clowns are inherently EVIL and must die.

the only thing as bad as a clown is those god-forsaken DOLLS you see in every white-trash trailer park....you know the ones....lots and lots of frilly lace dresses.....cheap porcelian...sold in stores like Spencers? yeah....you know.....target practice!!!!

 

[DragonVapor]

I personally think Stephen Hawking is a vegetable and that the government (or aliens) use his little talking device as a way to disseminate information without drawing attention to the source

 

[DragonVapor]

I don't care!!! All clowns are inherently EVIL and must die.

the only thing as bad as a clown is those god-forsaken DOLLS you see in every white-trash trailer park....you know the ones....lots and lots of frilly lace dresses.....cheap porcelian...sold in stores like Spencers? yeah....you know.....target practice!!!!

Thats not very Buddhist of you.... killing dolls...

 

[Mac]

Why is Mac not allowed?

I always thought suppliers not being able to join social groups was kind of a lame rule. I'm glad they changed it!

 

[Mac]

Bait = Margaret Hamburg (I'm sure she has at least a small brain for them to nibble on)
Save = Bill Godshall (After all the movement needs as many realists as it can get.)

 

[lorikay13]

I personally think Stephen Hawking is a vegetable and that the government (or aliens) use his little talking device as a way to disseminate information without drawing attention to the source

so? he's still worth saving....we can always pull the plug and use the little talking device for something,don't you think?

Thats not very Buddhist of you.... killing dolls...

Above all else....Buddhists are pragmatic. Besides....a doll is not a sentient being...unless it's name is Chucky and then it really needs to die!!

 

[whynotvap]

I personally think Stephen Hawking is a vegetable and that the government (or aliens) use his little talking device as a way to disseminate information without drawing attention to the source

Well since someone has to say it...

Zombies don't eat vegetables!!!!
Now with that being said, I'm actually torn as to if he'd be worth the effort (substantial) to drag up stairs etc. vs his potential contributions. I guess it depends on if zombies are viral or spiritual. So as soon as he 'says' there's no cure, he's bait!

 

[lorikay13]

Well since someone has to say it...

Zombies don't eat vegetables!!!! RFLMAO!!!!
Now with that being said, I'm actually torn as to if he'd be worth the effort (substantial) to drag up stairs etc. vs his potential contributions. I guess it depends on if zombies are viral or spiritual. So as soon as he 'says' there's no cure, he's bait!

ah people....we are talking about Stephen Hawking.....probably the ONLY person to possibly be able to figure out time travel. Do you not think that might have some value no matter what the Apocalypse is caused by????

Besides....every good Apocalyptic story needs some kind of challenged person....or a damn cat.....to add drama. I mean we don't want to get too comfortable,right? Someone will always have to be running back to feed and water the sciencey guy who may save us all...risking not only their own life but that of the entire colony to do it.