Win an Ego Booster - A new contest from Captain Tightpants!

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Pandy

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Ego Booster! Hells Yeah.

I've come to enjoy the 5 volt vaping and look forward to it everytime i come home. Now, I can get damn near close to it with this thing if I happy to win it. Great Contest bro, and good blog post about it. Hell, before this, and reading that blog, never heard of it before.

Thanks!

BTW: Gonna bookmark your blog dawg.
 

emsmom

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I would love to win one of these!! My poor egos have taken a back seat now and are feeling lonely and unloved. Their performance just is lacking and they are in desperate need of this this so called steroid boost. These would love to come out of the closet and be respected again, the way they once were:) Good luck to all and thanks Angus and Happy Vaper!! Very generous of you both!
 

incog

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I would love to give this a shot. I've been looking into VV and just can't get the $$ for it. Now for something REALLY funny!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.

‘ Hello? ’ ‘Is your daddy home?’

‘Yes, he’s out in the garden,’ whispered the small voice.

‘May I talk with him?’

The child whispered, ‘ No .’

So the boss asked, ‘Well, is your Mommy there?’

‘ Yes, she’s out in the garden too.’

The boss asked; ‘May I talk with her?’

Again the small voice whispered, ‘ No .’

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’

‘ Yes ,’ whispered the child, ‘a policeman… ’

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’

‘ No, he’s busy,’ whispered the child.

‘Busy doing what?’

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dogmen.”

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’

‘It’s a helicopter. ‘ answered the whispering voice.

‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. ‘

‘The search team just landed a helicopter. ‘

‘A search team?’ said the boss. ‘What are they searching for?’

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… ‘ ME.’
 
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