Worst date ever - PIF MOD contest

[Lorizgal]

Well I was "dating" this guy, named Jimmy, back in the mid 80s (who just before this "date" had stolen the plates off my car and used them to rob a convienence store, but he didn't know; that I already knew about that-since the police had contacted my parents about it).

Jimmy wanted to stay at the house this one night, I said NO! but he insisted and when I put up an arguement; he hit me, so hard in the face, that I blacked out. When I awoke, I said okay stay! Now mind you he slept in the bed and I slept on the couch out on the porch. I said I am so sorry for making you mad, just go to sleep and I will see after I get out of school, tomorrow. Gave him a good night kiss and he left for the bedroom. I told him I needed to stay up a while and work on a paper for school, which at that point was a lie. Now mind you, you could have blown up the place and he would have never awoken.

So that night I very carefully superglued his stuff together and to his inner thighs, along with a note that said; "I could've done much worse, don't mess with me; Don't HIT WOMEN!!!! I don't ever want to see you again"

I knew the police were looking for him because of the robbery; I knew they would come to my house eventually, this guy was a bit on the dangerous side. Although, he had always been very nice to me, until this one night.


I left very early in the morning to go to my parents house, where I knew I would be safe; and called the detective that was on our case; to tell him that Jimmy would be showing up at a hospital, very soon. I said he will probably will go to St Marys, since he doesn't have any health insurance. He asked me why? I said well you will just have to wait and see.

I had gone to another hospital and gotten pictures taken of my badly bruised cheek and nose and eye and neck (where he had tried to choke me when I was blacking out). So I had the evidence needed, in case I needed it.

The detective called around 11am and was laughing so hard that he was crying, it seema he said that Jimmy had appeared at St Mary's emergency room barely able to walk, writhing and crying out in pain and at first he couldn't figure out why the piece of paper was attached down there.

The nurses and the doctors did what they could to remove what they could but he lost alot (I mean alot) of skin. The cop on duty, that was there waiting for him, couldn't contain his laughter, he helped Jimmy put his pants back on after the procedure when JImmy asked him what the paper was, the cop told him; I don't think you should ever see that girl again, she'll kill you.........................needless to say..............I haven't seen him since.

 

[tat2d4life]

my worst date ever..... so I was really close with a local girl i met on a local website... so 1 day we decided since I have netflix we would make it a movie night at my house... we ordered Chinese food .. so while we were waiting for the food, she kept telling me how men who stare at goats was her fav movie.. anyways food arrives, we click on the movie...I am like wtf while eating.... ( ps she was the biggest nazi chick I have ever known and thats sad cuz I have great uncles from the SS).. anyways so about half way thru movie she is telling me all her facts n stuff, meanwhile I am am curled up in a ball half asleep saying umm ummm... movie finally finished,my eyes popped open, told wow was awesome movie... drove her home and have never really talked much more than Hi since... she really scared me with her naiziism =/

 

[koala61]

A guy I worked with (about 30 years ago) asked me out on a date to a bonfire party. I thought I would be cool drinking Mad Dog 20/20. On the way home I was just yakking away and all of a sudden (and with no warning)... I threw up all over me, him and his car. Enough said. Never touched Mad Dog again.

 

[pwyll]

Wow. I like the Coppers, but I'm not sure if I qualify for the contest--I've never really been on a date. I "dated" a girl in high school, but our parents knew each other so the dates consisted of me riding my bike to her house. My best friend married this girl; after three years of neglect and mental abuse she moved in with me.* We got married--ten years later she fell in love with someone else and moved on. A couple months later a woman I'd known for years online moved down from Maryland, but after three months felt she really needed to move back and deal with her life in Maryland before her husband finished his 12 year prison sentence. A few months later a girl I'd met online drove up from Texas for a visit, and even though she made it clear nothing could happen because she was happily married, she hasn't left yet--and that was 10 years ago.

I've never had a relationship that didn't start out adulterous. I've never had a relationship that wasn't born amidst death-threats and potential violence. But I've never technically been on a "bad date." Can I still enter the contest?


* Our first night together I had the same problem as Bryan, but there is no way to pretend to make it PG--at least the couch was leather so the clean-up was easy.

 

[bmwjen]

for some reason I feel the need to add to this thread.........

I was a young single mom in college, & I had met this guy at a club. He was all about me, to the point of even putting a landline in his name in my house. So, we went bowling. While bowling he tells me that I must wear bowling shoes, & I can't wear my own shoes to bowl. I told him that I love my shoes & I will continue to wear them, as bowling shoes are ugly. Then I go to throw the bowling ball down my lane & I had a bud lite in my left hand & he started screaming at me like he was my mother that I wasn't allowed to have beer up in the area where you throw the bowling ball. At the end of the night, this guy ended up driving me to my house & dropping me off in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET. He didn't even pull over to the side of the road to let me out, didn't walk me to my door, nothing...............it was like a drop & run type of thing.

The jacked up thing is that this guy now ended up being EVERYWHERE that I went. Like I would go to the gym, & he would be at my gym. I would go to a totally different club & he would be there. I went to the social security office to get a replacement card & what do you know..........this guy is sitting in there.

 

[cleolove]

Either I have never dated anyone, or I have blocked all experiences out of my memory to protect myself from the horror of it all in my old age.

Long live the queen of denial!

(DNC - if this post is picked, disregard and pick again!)

 

[Shannon65]

This contest brings back some memories, lol...

I tried my hand at online dating once about 8 years ago. I was talking with this guy online for about a month when I agreed to meet up with him at a local karaoke bar the next night. He asked for me to call him at 5pm the next evening to confirm a time. He said he was meeting some friends for dinner a few towns away and wasn't sure exactly when he'd be back. So I call him as planned. He answered and I said hello and he immediately asked if I had "chickened out," and said he was waiting for me at the restaurant. Ooooookay...clearly he was meeting someone else for a date on the same night he was planning on meeting me...and he lied and said he was meeting friends. Strike one.

Since we hadn't actually had the date yet I wasn't bothered by the other date...but the lying was not cool. I decided to still meet him and just give him the benefit of the doubt. So we meet later that night after he had been stood up by the other person and had driven back to town. It went really well for about an hour or so, until......he announced that he was supposed to meet up with some friends at a bar up the street and he promised them so he was going to run over there real quick and he'd be back in less than 30 minutes. At this point I'm thinking OMG you have GOT to be kidding me, lol. His last "friends" were another date. No way was I buying that one again...he was meeting another date! What a total skeezer, lol. Strike two.

I told him that I would wait there for exactly 30 minutes and not one minute longer and if he wasn't back I would be leaving. Even though it was very clear what this guy was up to, after being stood up once already earlier in the day he might have thought I might do the same and made a back up plan just in case. Still completely uncool...especially combined with leaving and wanting me to wait for him there.

I watched the clock like a hawk. I wanted that 30 minute mark to come so I could just go home and end this horrible date. Yes! Clock said 30 minutes and I was up and out the door in a flash....but there he was in the parking lot....BOO! I went back in for another 30 minutes and then told him I was tired and wanted to end the date. This tool had the audacity to ask if he could come home with me and stay the night! Bwahahahahahahaha....I don't THINK so, Romeo, lol. Strike three....he was OUT!

He called me about ten times every day for the next month. I screened the calls and make my teenage son answer the phone and tell him that I was in the shower, asleep, not home, etc. and would have to call him back...which I never did.


Adding a second bad date experience:

A guy I worked with making tampax tampons asked me out to lunch once. Yes, I used to make tampons for a living, and I got like a 10 years supply for free...talk about "roll your own, ha!"...but don't rag on me...I used to pull a lot of strings and get my friends jobs there too!

Anyway, back to the story...this guy had been divorced for awhile and hadn't had much luck dating. Nice guy and he'd get a first date, but never a second and he couldn't figure out why. After our first date I could have told him why...holy crapamolli! Although he was divorced he was obsessed with his ex wife and her new life to the point it was all he talked about. It's kinda sad, really...this guy was sorta pathetic. Not only would he go babysit for his ex and her new husband (whom she cheated on him with and left him for) he also cleaned their house AND cooked them dinner!!!! He even took his wife's new husband's kids to Disney World!!! WTH??? Sad, sad, sad. It's fine not to be bitter and angry...but you don't become the domestic help for your ex wife and the man she cheated on you with!!! Yikes! I couldn't go out with him a second time because everytime he would tell me these stories I just wanted to slap him up side the head and ask him what the heck was wrong with him! lol

 

[kittypie]

OK, this is over 30 years ago, people.

Met guy in a bar, made out in parking lot. Asked me for a date.

Date was set for a dinner and a movie. Dinner at Red Lobster was when he started sweating.

He had only brought $20 with him. (This was way before debit cards.)

$20? You only brought $20 for dinner and a movie? So after dinner we drive 30 miles to go to his bank's ATM so he could withdraw movie cash. Don't remember movie, but I do remember him taking me home and then asking if there was any chance he could "get lucky".

FAIL.

 

[mfraz25]

ohk ohk.. this is embarrassing..

met a guy in high school, had a crush on him. We started talking a lot and he asked me to the movies a few times and I declined, then my Grandmother passed.

We were at her viewing and my cousin and I went to the bathroom and when I came out this guy I have been talking to for 2 months stood there with flowers looking at my granny. I turned bright red, followed by white and finally a little green. I ran to the bathroom, freaked out. Finally told my cousin what was wrong and she laughed. I went on the hunt for my mother. I pointed him out and asked who that was. Well, this guy that I had the BIGGEST crush on ever turns out to be my step-grandpa's great nephew..

The worst part... We dated for a year and a half after we found out...

Though the worst part was his birthday party.. His grandma walks in and the first words out of my mouth were hey Aunt Edna!

7 years later and my family is still picking on me for dating my cousin..

 

[Shekinahsgroom]

Geeez, I'm having flashbacks from reading some of these horror stories! But Bilbo (asnider123) beat me to the punchline!

So I'll tell one of my many nightmarish encounters.

I met her on a single's dating site. We agreed to meet and I promised that I'd take her to her favorite restaurant. She agreed and slipped in a slightly unexpected question; "Would you mind if I bring a friend? Ya know, just to make sure you're not some nutball stalker..." Said I said sure, doesn't bother me a bit.

So I met her and her friend at her favorite 5-star restaurant, I'm wearing formal wear, but these two were semi-casual.....which gave me an immediate clue that neither of them had ever been to this restaurant knowing its attire expectations.

My date orders the "7-course meal" and her friend does the "ditto", followed by cocktails. But it didn't hit me just yet what was actually going on as I was a young TRUSTING man. I ordered a salad and a glass of water. It was during my salad where the "TRUTH" came to light. My date didn't say a peep to me the entire night, but her friend just wouldn't shut-up! A flurry of questions, on every topic imaginable and demanded answers to all of them....Her friend was one of those most rude, crude, unkempt, fowl-mouthed, nasty and nosy women that I've ever met!

Who's the nutball, again?

Neither of them were carrying a purse, which I immediately thought was unusual, but didn't really dwell on it. And it wasn't until her friend "The Big Mouth" slipped her lip and gave away the big secret! But it wasn't what she said that did it, it was the LOOK that my date gave to her and the ever so slight tilt of her head in my direction! As if saying, "Sssssshhh, don't tell the stiff what we're doing..."

I'VE BEEN SUCKERED!!
Now, under any other circumstances, my reaction would have been honorable, but not that day....
I excused myself to the men's room, grabbed my waiter, briefly explained "the scam", handed him $100 for my salad and told him that I'm leaving. The two at the table are responsible for their own meals.

Thankfully, I never heard a peep from either of those two again!!

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Maybe this one will "take the cake" as they say

I was invited to a bar one night mostly to ensure that a female friend, invited to a date there, was not walking into a stalker/creep scenario at her request. I met a very beautiful lady and toward the end of the night we head to her place. When we walked in she hit the button on the answering machine (for the younger people, this is what you would call voicemail, but required a device to add the feature) and left the room to slip into something "more comfortable".

The first message was her friend calling to find out how her "appointment" went. The second message was from her doctor. I am fuzzy on the exact wording but here it is as I remember it: "We ran the tests that we talked about and I we found no transmutable diseases. There are some more tests I would like to run and would like to know if the cream I prescribed is helping to reduce the rash. Please schedule a follow up appointment if the rash persists or the itching and burning return but there is no cause to stop promiscuous activities as this does not appear to be transmittable. Dont forget to ......."

At that point the door was closing behind me and I did not hear the end of the message

 

[Incognito™]

I was 18 and I went out with this girl named Gina. I love fishing and so does she. So we decided to go together as our second date. We planned on frying our catch after we caught it. It was gonna be a nice romantic candle-light dinner. So there we are in my boat. Its a small boat - just big enough for two. We're gettin' our fish on and everything is going pretty good. We caught a couple of fish and its getting dark... but we're not ready to quit yet. Gina looks behind the boat and sees a MASSIVE alligator following us. She is DEATHLY AFRAID of alligators and freaks out. She stood up too quickly and guess what happens.

The boat tipped to the side and we both went into the water... we were in a state of panic because theres a massive alligator in the water with us. Gina is SCREAMING, flailing her arms and swallowing a little bit of water. I thought she was gonna drown so I grabbed her and said CALM DOWN!! Any way, the boat went back upright after we went in so I helped her climb in. Once she was in, I climbed in myself. Luckily the gator didn't come after us. Gina just laid in the bottom of the boat crying while I drove us to land. I took her home and consoled her for a while. There wasn't any romantic dinner that night. That is the most afraid I've ever been in my life.

 

[swt_silhouette]

One afternoon, while enjoying 4th of July festivities on the common in newburyport... A friend and her daughter, my daughter and myself, stopped to watch a scuba demonstration, after which, the rather handsome instructor, invited us to lunch. He took all four of us to a fun sea-side restaurant and a great time was had by all! While he was walking us back to our car, he took me aside and said, "now that we've had lunch, how about dinner sometime?". He was adorable and we set a dinner date...

We dinned in a lovely restaurant, ordered our sea food and headed to the Salad Bar room. This was a large open room with an arched door way, He sped up a bit and got there ahead of me, which I thought a bit odd, but...not criminal lol!

The REASON he wanted to enter the Salad Bar area first? He decided that since that room was empty atm, it would be a good time to....FLASH HIS PRIVETS as I entered!! Only I was NOT the first person to enter the area. That was a young male waiter who arrived just slightly ahead of myself...

Not a mention was made of the incident. The red-faced waiter, continued about his business, as my "date" hastily redeposited himself inside his clothing... I got my salad, and ate my dinner... made small talk and watched the ships in the harbor...

Afterwards he said that he would like to see me again. I told him that I thought I had "seen" all I needed to. LOL!

 

[thehangdude]

Senior Prom. Not my senior prom, my high school girl friend's senior prom. But we had broke up a few months back. Her boyfriend couldn't make it, so she asked me. I said yes because I still wanted her (read: hormones).

I didn't know many people there because I was at college now, and the few I did know were busy with their dates. My date was busy chatting with her friends, so I was completely bored. When the prom ended we all went to my house. Soon my date's boyfriend gets off work, so my ex runs off to be with her new bo, leaving all her friends and their dates at my house. So I spent the rest of the night watching my ex girlfriend's girlfriends make out with their boyfriends.

 

[440BB]

I planned a special date for my tenth anniversary with my wife. Living in the Detroit area, we have both a bridge and tunnel minutes away that take us to Canada, where there's a special point of land where two lakes meet called Point Pelee. I packed a picnic basket with all the basics, champagne and appetizers, took the bridge and ended up watching a beautiful sunset on the beach.

She wanted to visit the casino on the way back, and although we were smokers ourselves, the cloud was overwhelming so we left. The tunnel under the Detroit River was nearby, so we headed through. Just as we got in the tunnel she threw up all over the floor of my new car.

Traffic was thick in the tunnel that night, so we had the pleasure of sitting in the car with fresh vomit and no escape. Not quite the romantic ending I had in mind.

My 25th anniversary is tomorrow. I haven't made any plans.

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

My worst date ever was the one where the girl never showed up. Simply put! She never called or nothing.

 

[APD99]

I'm not sure if this counts as a horrible date or a dodged bullet but here goes. After turning 22 and getting out of a long term relationship (for which I had actually moved 3 states away) I tried a few online dating services. One young lady seemed very nice and had a lot of the same interests I do. We had several very nice phone conversations and then finally decided to go out for an official date. On the few times that I had done this in the past I usually suggested meeting somewhere public first or at the so that there were no creepy stalker issues on either side. She told me that she would meet me at a local mall but she was taking the bus so I would need to drive. The picture on her profile was a glamour shot and she said she had no digital camera to send more pictures, but I had a fair idea of who I was looking for (and of course she had seen a standard pic of me). When she showed up she looked similar enough that I knew she was who I was waiting for and after a bit of awkwardness we were comfortable enough to go to dinner. We did have a nice time at dinner and she did ask me to drive her to her place to "continue the date", which I (stupidly) did, which is when her mother came out and asked me how I had gotten away with driving with just a learners permit. Apparently my "18 year old" date for the evening had informed her mother (who was supposed to be out on a date of her own) that I was 17 with a learners permit because she was hiding the fact that she was only 17 herself. Not only did I have to stop my account on that site but I also had to get a new email address and cell phone number to get rid of her. I learned my lesson that day and I ALWAYS checked ID afterward

 

[lariders]

Well this could have been worse, but luck was on my side that night.

I was 17 and me and my HS girlfriend, also (17) where on a date, it was a week before Christmas and we where on winter brake. It was a nice winter night and lightly snowing out, we had a great date and on the way home I got this great idea. I found a nice parking lot that looked to be a good place to fool around in.
So I pulled in and we got into that back, I had a nice big suv with lots of room. Well after 15 min. things where going good and some clothing was starting to come off. Just as we where both half undressed, I am like what heck I think I see a light, sure enough it was a cop. I am thinking this is not going to be good. So where are trying to get dressed and the nice officer is waiting at the window with his flash light.
We get back upfront dressed and he asked us to step out. I said would you like to see my registration and insurance, he said no I seen enough. He asked how old we where, we told him, then he asked my gf if she wanted to be there, she smiled and said absolutely. That was kind of funny as how excited she said those words.
Then she said um you going to call my parents, he laughed and said no, she said thank god, and that her dad would have killed me. Next the officer said we had to leave and next time, to find a place that was not light up like a x-mas tree lot. I told him not a problem and to gave a good night.

Good thing he was very cool and nice guy, very understanding that I was 17 and would do about anything to have some fun with a girl. 13 year later and I still laugh about that.

 

[spacekitty]

"What time is the deadline?? TIA"

Just so this isn't considered "chat", I guess I might as well enter while I'm at it... LOL!!

The worst date that comes to mind was with someone that I had dated for a while a few years previously and had just run into again. He was one of the sweetest guys I had known back then, but what I didn't realize was that he had had a run of bad luck which had made him angry and bitter.. and he had turned into a real JERK!!!

I don't even remember where we went or what we did, just that the evening went badly, and when it was time to leave I asked that he just please take me home. He said that he had a new apt. that he wanted me to see and started driving in the opposite direction from where I lived. I kept asking to just take me home and he kept insisting that I come over to his place... and before I knew it we had pulled up into the car park of an apartment building.

He got out of the car asking me to follow, but I stubbornly stayed put, and he just walked away leaving me sitting in the car.... After a few minutes I realized he wasn't coming back so I headed out to the street to try to get my bearings... since we were arguing the whole way and I wasn't paying much attention to where we were going... plus it was well past midnight. I spotted a traffic light about a 1/2 mile down the street and headed that way.

I came to a busy street that I was familiar with and spotted a gas station further up the road where I could call a cab (yes, they still had pay phones back then - ha!!) and as I got closer I noticed that there was a cab already sitting in the lot. When I walked up to it, the driver turned out to be someone that I new through a mutual friend!!! I have never been so happy to see someone in my life!!!

He drove me back to my place and called in for a break so he could share a glass of wine with me and we both had a good laugh over how fate had turned a bad date into something funny in the end...

That guy actually had the nerve to call and ask me out again... he was totally clueless... LMFAO!!!

 

[Uncle]

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words . . . Well here are a few of them for you to pounder and then decide for yourself if any of them are the "Worst Date Ever":

First Meeting at the Front-door:

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Hanging Out View attachment 54272:

Notice what he is holding in his left hand - And at such a young age too ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Leaving for the NightView attachment 54271:

The PROM View attachment 54275:

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EDIT: Apologies for the quality of the Photos - But as you can see they are from another time ! ! !