Wtf!!!

[cassavetes]

So I'm getting in my car to go to lunch and I take my 306 out of my case, screw on the atty, take a hit and nothing. I try it again...nothing. I stick it in my PCC and the light turns green instantly. I hit it again. Nothing. So the battery must be completely dead.

Okay, I have my 510 so no worries. I grab a cart, go to top off and the dropper, which has screwed itself into the cap comes off and I pour 5ml's of flu cured juice into my lap.

So I clean myself up with a spare shirt in the backseat and finally take a hit. My atty pops. I ***** you not. Now having wasted a good 20 minutes of my lunch break I have to run to the store for some snus and forget about food.

Seriously WTF. Did I run over a leprechaun? Cross a black cat? Piss off a Gypsy?

Jesus, when it rains it pours.

Thank God it's Friday....

 

[DaMulta]

Atty=dead

I love when my 510 is making that popping sounds. It seems it's when it's at it's best in life before she slowly dies off....

 

[AngusATAT]

When stuff like that happens to me, I usually go find some guy named Murphy and kick the crap out of him.

 

[lxor]

Wait wait, I'm confused. Is running over a leprechaun a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[CentroniX]

One word: Bourbon!

 

[zee]

Just got on the forum and first thread that I read You all are killin me Thanks for making me laugh so hard LMAO Cass, hoping your day gets better, ya gotta laugh Zee

 

[Heed]

You should have caught the Leprechaun and thrown it at the ...... off gypsy.

If the Simpsons has taught us anything it's that they would first fight and then begin making out culminating with the Leprechaun uttering, "Stroke me clover and say me name". End result -- both happily neutralized.

 

[GrimmGreen]

we all have bad days , i bring 2 devices with me everyday , and keep a 3rd in my backpack as a "just in case the other 2 fail" thing.

 

[KDinKC]

Here's a comforting thought: It will be beer:30 soon...

 

[cassavetes]

When stuff like that happens to me, I usually go find some guy named Murphy and kick the crap out of him.

I felt Murphy's huge Law book hit me severely and squarely on the head today.