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...you can get your freak on without needing a cigarette afterwards.
I think this is an even truer test than whether or not you light one up after a meal.
vape on, my friends.
Yeah I agree but me and the lady reach for the eGo when we are done.
You are truly an ex-smoker when...
... no matter what happens in life, bad/good/orgasmic, ya have NO desire for 'bakky!!!
... no matter what happens in life, bad/good/orgasmic, ya have NO desire for 'bakky!!!
I declared myself an ex-smoker when I removed the cool new car ashtray I bought last year. It fit in the cup holder, had a spring-loaded lid, a solar cell on top, and an LED that illuminated the inside at night. Very neat gadget ...
Sadly, I had to retire it, can't think of any connection to vaping ...
BTW, if like me you have developed the habit of puffing on a disposable and then slipping it right back in your shirt pocket, do NOT start smoking analogs again ...
Sadly, I had to retire it, can't think of any connection to vaping ...
BTW, if like me you have developed the habit of puffing on a disposable and then slipping it right back in your shirt pocket, do NOT start smoking analogs again ...
You are truly an ex-smoker when.....
You can't find a lighter for a friend whose visiting!
You can't find a lighter for a friend whose visiting!
Yeah I agree but me and the lady reach for the eGo when we are done.
What he said!
You are truly an ex-smoker when...
you can't remember where your ashtrays are.
(I cleaned them and put them away for guests, but now I can't remember where they are!)
you can't remember where your ashtrays are.
(I cleaned them and put them away for guests, but now I can't remember where they are!)
you can mow your grass without having to take breaks for 10 mins because your winded yea me
My Doctor says you are truly an ex-smoker once you haven't had one for two years. (Gonna go not think about your version right now...) lol
...when you can make morning dookie w/o a cigarette first.
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when you become the pain in the 
that annoys the hell out of your smoker friends on how bad cigarette is for them.
I can say that I'm a proud ex smoker.
that annoys the hell out of your smoker friends on how bad cigarette is for them.I can say that I'm a proud ex smoker.
When you can't wait to get your car cleaned now that it is smoke and ash free. yeah!!! Clean cars are VERY nice!
...when the smell of cigarette smoke disgusts you.
When you've been awake for an hour or more and suddenly remember you haven't had your morning "nic fix".
When you've been awake for an hour or more and suddenly remember you haven't had your morning "nic fix".
When normal relapse triggers arent causing you to.. well relapse. For me personally I would be stressed at work, and snap. Or I would be off, bored, and somehow justify that its ok and ".... it" I'm buying a pack... whatever. Its only been two weeks but the urges are getting smaller and I'm enjoying splurging on all sorts of flavors. vape on.
For me the big test was having drinks with my smoking buddies at a cookout I had. We drank, They smoked, I vaped, and all was well in the world.
When my daughter and her SO (both smokers) visit for 4 days and no desire to bum one off of them.
And you know how 3 year olds are when parents are around! Perfect angel for 2 weeks prior, holy spoiled child when mom gets there. Still didn't have the urge to have a cig. It has been 10 months since my last one though.
And you know how 3 year olds are when parents are around! Perfect angel for 2 weeks prior, holy spoiled child when mom gets there. Still didn't have the urge to have a cig. It has been 10 months since my last one though.
My Doctor says you are truly an ex-smoker once you haven't had one for two years. (Gonna go not think about your version right now...) lol
Rick, you just made it! I'm coming in close behind you.
I'm going to say, you are truly an ex-smoker when your car doesn't even smell like smoke when it's been closed up on a hot day.
I don't understand my ticker down there. I should be about 15 days away from my 2 year anniversary.
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When your front closet of coats doesn't smell like smoke but you start digging around trying to figure out why you smell shoe polish and can't find the source.
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