you know you're a heavy vaper when...

[gb_ibmguy]

…When you base your next computer purchase on the number of USB ports a machine has.

…When you rush home at lunch to check the mail.

…When you start to try to vape that pen on your desk.

…When you start looking at things to sell on E-Bay to pay for that next mod.

…When you start wearing Cargo Pants so you have enough places to tote your ‘parts’.

 

[rosesense]

When you get a call from the cc people wanting to make sure you actually made all those purchases in one day

Actually happened to me today.

 

[clavit]

-when the ONLY design criteria for your homebuilt mod is "18650"
-when you understand what that means

 

[Stevew443]

When you buy a power inverter for you truck so you can keep a 10 slot battery charger plugged in so you never run out of charged batteries.

 

[angelique510]

When your husband looks like a bobble-head doll because all of your conversations consist if you saying things like...

.......TV AC is the Chit in a 510 LV atty with a 5v PT!.......

......while he just he nods and smiles.

When you give your husband more updates on the happenings of ECF members than updates on what the kids did that day.

When your kid asks you to proofread his English term paper and you say "Sure - will you proofread my post?" and you get finished before he does.

(You know - we should have a Vape-Anon sub forum here for family and friends of vapers. They can commiserate about living with a vapor. Then again, when would they ever be able to get on the computer?)

~A

 

[stover.p]

During grocery shopping, you spend an unusual amount of time near the freezer aisles cuz you know when you open the doors faking to look at something close you can blow your vape into the freezer and ppl will just think it's the frosty freezer fog coming out.

Good idea I'd never thought of this one

you know when you worry more about e juice flavors than real food!

 

[SuZamme]

When your collection looks like this and thats only about hafe the collection with enough 100MG Nic juice to make about 4 liters of flavored Juice as well as enough Atty's to have a party of say 400 and everyone gets a fresh batt and Atty's with a 30ML bottle of juice to Vape,,!! OMG whens it gonna stop.!!

I don't really relate to any of these posts but does becoming obsessed with the thought of moving to Jupiter, Fl mean anything????

 

[SuZamme]

I have every adaptor except the 510batt to 808/901atty and that is one I need right this minute.

I spent the $.53 total for the free huge selection of syringes and big gauge needles and have discovered they are too slow to keep up with my juice needs.

I have people visit my desk and they ask about the 7 "ink pens" sticking out of the block of foam and the wire from one of them attached to my computer.

I continuously find myself asking "Mmm, what flavor am I in the mood for now?"

My Pelican cases no longer hold camera equipment and have been converted to juice storage...light proof, air proof, secure, unbreakable, and portable.

I check the ECF classifieds as often as I check my email.

I have a comfortable lawn chair, umbrella, and cooler permanently out by the mailbox. It is NOT used on Sundays, however.

I had to do a spreadsheet to keep track of all the flavors/suppliers/hardware I have.

I have a special email folder labeled PV's. It is now fuller than my business folders.

I'm still considering moving to Jupiter, FL. (see post 17, page 2)

 

[MitchellBeans]

-- when your Xbox is on just to use a passthru (serious, that is why it has been on lately!)

 

[MiloB]

When You don't leave the house with at least two different types of e-cigs and extra batts and atty's for each and at least 5ml of two or three juices... and you are only leaving home for 3 hours... to go to a movie.

 

[Tasteles]

YES! And.. Guilty as charged!

You buy a car battery booster pack with a cig lighter outlet (plugged with a USB adapter) and religiously make sure it's always charged in case theres a power outage.

I was gonna say when you carry a 500amp JumpStart box to power your Passthru.

Also when your daughter sits in the same room as you and asks if the fog ever clears.

The last one just happened to me last night!

 

[darkmenace]

When you go through four janty sticks in a month (worked it out at around 40,000 button pushes & 18ml of high nic juice per week)

 

[vapor79]

I kill 510 batteries all the time before my pcc charges my spare. that is why I ordered a chuck.

 

[the86d]

I kill 510 batteries all the time before my pcc charges my spare. that is why I ordered a chuck.

Done it AbunchO'times in it's 1st week, but it died when I plugged it into my old-... P4 (1st Generation 128k cache) Lappy (when I 1st started vapin').

I have went home on lunch to get the "China Order" in my early days (ALMOST A YEAR AGO, 60 days to go.... WOOOHOOO).

 

[DaveP]

You spend more than an hour a day reading posts on this forum and you follow every link posted in hopes of finding that ultimate PV and the holy grail of e-juices.

You begin to think that you need a home generator just in case the power goes off and your mobile e-cig charger runs your car battery down.

You wake up in the middle of the night with an idea for a new flavor and just have to go try mixing it then and there.

You keep extra e-cig supplies in the glove compartment just in case you get stuck in traffic on the freeway and you always have to use them while waiting on the USPS package.

 

[BababooeyHTJ]

When you realize that you spend more money on e-cigs and juices than you used to spend on smokes.

 

[planetofthevapes]

-When you giggle because you actually DO have a generator and a jug of gas (the purpose of which was not to charge e-cig batteries but to keep us warm, but given the choice between heat and charged batteries...the kids will be forced to burn toys to keep warm)

-When you have to buy more juice, but not because you're out...but because you buy things in bulk and get tired of the flavors you have and must by MORE flavors in bulk.

-When the entire fridge door is filled with various e-liquids (BTW, who would have known that 6 pack beer bottle holders worked so well to store the large tasty vapor bottles).

-When the husband asks how we are doing on cartomizers and I can give him an exact number of brand new cartomizers in the house (even though they are in boxes and some boxes have a few removed...I still know the EXACT number).

-When you got sent a free sample of something with your last order and it sparked you to inadvertantly place 4 orders totalling $250 in just 10 days...yet wonder if it is enough yet!

-When you are a stay-at-home mom who has been babysitting 2 monsters for 9 months, and planned on quitting on June 6th when you're done for the summer, because your kids are picking up bad behaviors, etc...but then start to rethink the decision when you realize that money would be handy to buy more vaping supplies

-When you have a vapegasm just looking at the photo posted in this thread of the two fog machines...and vapegasm'd again when somebody brought up oxygen masks and hoses...LOL...*DROOL*

-When you see something on sale you totally consider buying it even though you don't use the corresponding model. For instance, there was a solar power pack that could be used to charge batteries with a USB charger or used for a passthrough...I might need that one day. Yes, I know my janty stick can plug into my motorola car charger...but say we're at a picnic and I don't want to leave it in the car but it dies *gasp* I might use that solar charger some time in the next 10 years! BTW, we never go to picnics, but the what-if scenario had me in a panic. I did restrain from ordering that day.

-When you have the post office number on speed dial and call them regularly...and you do go pick the package up so you don't have to wait 4 hours for delivery.

-When the postman walks up to the door with a package from China holding it very cautiously with a look of horror on his face because the package says in huge red letters "vaporizor"...and you feel lucky he didn't call the bomb squad or ATF...

-When eventually the postman gets tired of going to the door with packages that don't quite fit in the mailbox so he just stops delivering your mail altogether...and in fact stops carrying it with him and just leaves it at the post office, because he knows you'll know the package was supposed to be delivered and you will rush to the post office when he passes your mailbox with NOTHING! I think this might amuse him slightly.

-When you see pictures of people's stash on ECF so you have to run and gather your stuff from all over the house (mods included) just so you can show yours off too! And then have to make the decision on whether to include all the modding equipment and tools...because man, that stash is huge too!

You guys are cracking me up by the way!

 

[glowgirl]

When you at the corner store and instead of being seriously livid that they sell crack pipes, you find yourself wondering if they would be a good back up for your ecig.......you could fill the bowl full of ejuice and get a lighter and maybe...........maybe I should get some help............

 

[planetofthevapes]

ROFL GLOGIRL! That's hilarious!

Ok, you know you are a serious vaper when somebody casually mentions "what about nebulizers" when speaking of a ban...and instead of talking out whether it would work or not, you go into your basement, dig out a nebulizer that has been unused for years (but just can't bear throwing it away because you never know when you might need it again) and you quickly plug it in and fill the canister with a mix of e-liquid and water...and quickly run back to the computer exclaiming "DUDE IT WORKS" Then realize later that you look like a total idiot with the little fishy mask and a nebulizer...but you are in a happy place right now and cannot be bothered...maybe I need help too

Ok, just to clarify, I tried it just to answer the question of whether it would work...I let it fog for less than 30 seconds, dumped it and washed it well and put it back in the basement. I'm not that big of an addict, but serious questions deserve serious answers...and yes, it would work if you were in a pinch...i could ratchet it to the top of my generator and wheel it around with me... ROFL!

 

[glowgirl]

OMG I have eyeballed a old nebulizer I have......good grief!