you know you're a heavy vaper when...

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TWolf

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When you have gone to work more than twice with PV in hand, yet left the full coffee with a lid in place, wallet, cell phone, or a combo of ANY two on the counter right next to your "equipment" where you picked up the PV before walking out the door.

I'll admit I've left my cell phone a few times, but never my vaping stash!
 

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When your collection looks like this and thats only about hafe the collection with enough 100MG Nic juice to make about 4 liters of flavored Juice as well as enough Atty's to have a party of say 400 and everyone gets a fresh batt and Atty's with a 30ML bottle of juice to Vape,,!! OMG whens it gonna stop.!!
 

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... when a potential third degree burn on your leg is just a warm reminder that you're overdue for a vape.

... when you've just finished a meeting and the new business contact you've just made says: "That sure is a nice business card, but why the picture of smoke?"

... when you instinctively twist the plugged straw out of your slurpee, and blow the contents out into a napkin.

... when you're a little nervous because your supply has dipped to just under a year's worth.
 

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When your last statement to the Police Officer prior to arrest is "Can I get one last vape in?"

When you wake up in the middle of the night searching your sheets for the e-cig.

When you wake up in the morning with claw hand because the e-cig was there all night and now MIA!

When you sneak off to refill when your in the middle of watching a movie becuase your cartomizer just gave you the "marshmallow".
 

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Yup, and they were using it at VapeFest on GrimGreen's youtube vid of it.

And if the FDA keeps it up, I will start to use one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Chauvet-Hurricane-900-Fog-Machine/dp/B001WMFSTI/ref=pd_sbs_t_6

Then to clean attys maybe some of this: http://www.froggysfog.com/product/WCLQ/Fog-Machine-Cleaner---Froggys-Fully-Clean---1-Quart.html because the chemicals are FDA approved, as stated!
 
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Has anyone ever started a collection of the "new" phrases and sayings we all have come up with related to vaping and the whole e-cig experience. If so I'd like to know where I can find it because we have some truly creative and hilarious new phrases and sayings.
example: (from TexasRain104 ....because your cartomizer just gave you the "marshmellow") how true and so funny. Many others as well have come up with great terminology that accurately and humorously describes our experiences. I've laughed this entire thread - it feels really good too after having so much frustration re: the alphabet suits!!
 

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Has anyone ever started a collection of the "new" phrases and sayings we all have come up with related to vaping and the whole e-cig experience. If so I'd like to know where I can find it because we have some truly creative and hilarious new phrases and sayings.
example: (from TexasRain104 ....because your cartomizer just gave you the "marshmellow") how true and so funny. Many others as well have come up with great terminology that accurately and humorously describes our experiences. I've laughed this entire thread - it feels really good too after having so much frustration re: the alphabet suits!!

Yes, I call my gas station PV the n00b tube (Call of Duty reference) because it was my first (and worst) PV.

Oh, and LMFAO at "The Marshmellow"

And to add to this list:
You know you're a heavy vaper when you just came in from a "cigarette" break at work and immediately go to the restroom to stealth vape, just because you can.
 

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-When you will walk back up the THREE FLIGHTS of stairs in your apartment building because you -might- need that extra bottle of juice (nevermind the 3 in your purse).

-You race home, not getting groceries first, because there MIGHT be something delivered today, and the apartment complex office is only open until 5:30.

-You time your travel time by how many vapes you usually take to get there.

-You've checked the ingredient list in antifreeze.
 
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