you know you're a heavy vaper when...

[TexasRain104]

The wife informs u that you sleep with it in your mouth and it stays there even when you toss and turn.

You have a death grip on it when you cat nap in you favorite chair.

When entering a room, u scan the walls for the best avaliable wall outlet.

When your wife refernces to you as the family crack dealer when it comes to e juice.

 

[budster]

When you try to figure out how to mod your Halloween fog machine to provide the ultimate vape experience!

 

[funguy]

When you try to figure out how to mod your Halloween fog machine to provide the ultimate vape experience!

Wow

 

[crashinbrn]

When you try to figure out how to mod your Halloween fog machine to provide the ultimate vape experience!

can you make that 'on-demand'?

 

[Charlie58]

When you look at the fog machine pic and think,(You know with a shop vac hose a foot switch and one of those face masks like on an oxygen tank it might just work).

 

[reverendg]

-you constantly hit the refresh button on your browser like it's a video game on the USPS tracking site, and consider driving to the PO to pick your package up rather than wait for the mailman to deliver it.

Ok, well at least I'm not alone phewww!! l.o.l

 

[mrjaguar]

you don't leave the house without 4 extra sets of batteries (even though the most you've ever used was 2 sets during a hard day), and 5-10 extra cartos and 15ml of juice "just in case"

 

[TexasRain104]

You have tried hot boxing your car with the multiple pv's you have.

 

[budster]

When you look at the fog machine pic and think,(You know with a shop vac hose a foot switch and one of those face masks like on an oxygen tank it might just work).

I knew that would get the thought juices flowing for somebody. Same principle and chemicals isn't it! Smog machine juice is distilled water and "glycerin" which is...

"Pure Vegetable Source" glycerin!!!

 

[D103]

You have tried hot boxing your car with the multiple pv's you have.

TexasRain104 I love that avatar!! Also the quote....who is that attributed to?

 

[Princessdee]

When you're watching a show called "Sliced". He slices up a golf cart and starts talking about it's 48V motor, and all you think is

48V! num num num

 

[smokingisbad]

When you get on a scale and it reads (DAMN). oh nevermind thought you meant something else...

 

[Slo Ryd]

When someone walks into your house and it looks like you've had a fog machine going for the last 5 hours, and it's just you sitting there on your couch with your numerous e-cigs watching tv.

 

[TexasRain104]

this was accidental

 

[Snipper]

......You look at the ever increasing pile of battery appliances (that used to work just fine) before you have unsuccesfully tried to build them all into mods.

 

[Seabrook]

You wear your e-cig lanyards all around the house so they never leave your body no matter what part of the house you're in.

During grocery shopping, you spend an unusual amount of time near the freezer aisles cuz you know when you open the doors faking to look at something close you can blow your vape into the freezer and ppl will just think it's the frosty freezer fog coming out.

 

[Smix]

Whilst reading this thread you can't help but smile at all the examples that apply to you...

 

[Dudeman]

hmmm.... would looking at buying a new desk, when there's nothing wrong with the one you have, just so you have more storage space for the 50 - 60 bottles of liquid that are always in the way on the desktop count?

YES! And.. Guilty as charged!

Also, you know you're a heavy vaper when your desk looks like some kind of hybrid chemistry lab/electronics repair shop.

You went to home depot specifically to buy a mailbox that will hold a minimum of five $5 flat rate shipping boxes.

You buy a car battery booster pack with a cig lighter outlet (plugged with a USB adapter) and religiously make sure it's always charged in case theres a power outage.

 

[vip0802]

You went to home depot specifically to buy a mailbox that will hold a minimum of five $5 flat rate shipping boxes.

i live in a condo complex, and was thinking about having a serious talk with management if i could also have the mailbox next to mine. what? no one lives there! besides, i could take down the separator and i wouldn't have to worry about getting an extra mail key.

and to continue the list:

-you figure that spending grocery money for more e-juice is perfectly acceptable since vaping those flavors is almost like eating anyway.

 

[nasa]

You have a full kit of everything hidden away in a safe place just in case of thieves or the house burns down or some other dramatic emergency.