you know you're a heavy vaper when...

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BababooeyHTJ

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When you at the corner store and instead of being seriously livid that they sell crack pipes, you find yourself wondering if they would be a good back up for your ecig.......you could fill the bowl full of ejuice and get a lighter and maybe...........maybe I should get some help............

Don't worry I've been wondering if a spoon and lighter would work if it came down to that. :unsure:
 

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When you have tried every cartridge mod there is and have finally joined the "dripper" crowd. But you are constantly thinking about how to design a perfect cartridge that would never let the atomizer go dry or flood the atomizer.
You ponder such a design driving to work, while at work, and even as you drift off to sleep at night.

Put me on the first buyer list when you come up with it. Seems like a fuel injection system would work.....something that, when you inhale, sucks the juice into the cart?
 

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-- you know your 16 digit CC number by heart.

-- you know more about battery types than the flashlight geeks do

-- you have more PV related bookmarks in your browser than anything/everything else

-- you can't remember your children's birthdays but you know that your supplier has 510 attys coming in on May 23rd and some obscure contest comes to a close on June 6th at midnight, CST

-- if you haven't bought anything for a couple of days Paypal sends you an email checking your health

-- you wake up one morning to find your cordless razor is dead. your cordless toothbrush is dead. but, all 5 of your eGo batteries are freshly charged and good to go

Almost all of these have happened to me. Number 1, 2, and 4 the most haha
 

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When everything in this thread seems perfectly normal in the course of the day and you laugh because you realize you are not alone and can come out of the vaping closet and admit you added up how many milliliters of juice you have on hand and it is enough for two years if you have two really bad stressful years and need 10ml per day to get through it..... and you don't normally stress out

When you no longer desire shopping at the mall because they don't sell PV's, juice, chargers ect... and then the fantasy hits and you day dream of the perfect store in the mall that has everything

You order more of your favorite juice because you never know when they
1. might stop making that flavor
2. they may run out of stock
3. my computer might breakdown
4. I might accidentally spill my bottle and not have a back up
5. I might misplace my bottle and need my backup till I find my other backup
6. I misplace my backup bottle before finding my original bottle
7. 1 through 6 applies to all things PV related

when you seriously ask your honey if there is a nebulizer in the house and he stares at you without answering
 

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you make sure you have a 30ml bottle freshly mixed for yourself ANYTIME someone wants to drop over.
you have 3 sets of 3v 1000mah batteries and all 3 are dead from todays vaping.
you have 3 sets of 3v 1000mah and you STILL end up using an old standby battery cause the mod batteries are dead. again.
you look at your stash and think you might need the drawer below that one too.
your stash has overflowed the drawer and is stacking up in the cabinet above your desk.
 

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When you look at the fog machine pic and think,(You know with a shop vac hose a foot switch and one of those face masks like on an oxygen tank it might just work).
:D Mine has a hand remote and I've got lots of spare tubing...glad to know there are still many other crazies here!

When you use several feet of the spare tubing you bought for a pneumatics experiment as a steamroller for your 5 volt mod....
 

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Alright I had to add to this.

When you get down to 10ml of your daily vape, and you start to have panic attacks because you dont get paid for another 3 days.

When you overdraw your account and suck up the additional 35$ overdraft fee just so you have your favorite juice available.

When you carry at all times 6 fully charged batteries, 3 atomizers, a USB Passthrough and 80 ml of juice just to go to work for 10 hours.

When the UPS guy thinks that you have a "thing" for him because you get excited when ever he comes around.

When the Fed-Ex guy fears you because you pop your head out of your door when you see him, then slam the door when he doesnt visit you.

When your bookmarks have more vendors, and vaping related websites than anything else.

When the first website you visit in the morning is USPS/UPS/Fed-ex if you are expecting a package, or ECF.

When you have a panic attack while at work because your precious juice is waiting for you in your mailbox, and you are not off work for another 2-3 hours.

When you fight over the tweezers with your husband so you can fluff the blue stuffing.

When you dont care about mixing flavors in your atomizer, you just need to vape.

When you have mastered refilling your cart while driving at 65mph.

When you have a large walk in closet to keep your supplies in (soon)

When you have a program on your computer cataloging all of your supplies, juice, parts, carts, and other accessories that you actually preform inventory every 2 weeks - 1 month. (yes... I do this)

hehehehehehehhehehehe
 
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maureengill

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Funguy....what you really meant was.....

You know you're a heavy vaper when you just came in from a "cigarette" break at work and immediately go back to your cube to stealth vape, just because you can :blush:



Yes, I call my gas station PV the n00b tube (Call of Duty reference) because it was my first (and worst) PV.

Oh, and LMFAO at "The Marshmellow"

And to add to this list:
You know you're a heavy vaper when you just came in from a "cigarette" break at work and immediately go to the restroom to stealth vape, just because you can.
 

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Originally Posted by Charlie58
When you look at the fog machine pic and think,(You know with a shop vac hose a foot switch and one of those face masks like on an oxygen tank it might just work).

I've been seriously thinking about putting my fog machine to work. It has a remote switch and all. But it would take a lot of juice to fill it up. :shock:
But it would last a good while. :p
 
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