When you are charged with stalking and you are served with an order of protection for the mailman because he is scared to come up on your porch.
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1. You know what "nichrome" is.
2. You find yourself explaining to friends and relatives the difference between "Vegetable Glycerin" and "Vegetable Oil".
3. You can twirl your PV like a drumstick.
4. Shirt pockets have become a must.
2. You find yourself explaining to friends and relatives the difference between "Vegetable Glycerin" and "Vegetable Oil".
3. You can twirl your PV like a drumstick.
4. Shirt pockets have become a must.
Hahahaha this is great! 
1) You look at all of your juice bottles and they're 9/10s full and think "I think it's time to order back up/ make for juice"
1) You look at all of your juice bottles and they're 9/10s full and think "I think it's time to order back up/ make for juice"
Your old ash try is now full of dead attys, old carts, and juice bottles. (yeah it's a big ash try I smoked a lot)
Your known at the bar simply as "e-Cig guy", and bring new wrapped carts because you know at least 3 people are going to want to try it, or try it again.
You have a back up vaporizer, a back up to the back up vaporizer, and an emergency back up to the back up to the back up, and carry them all "just in case"
Your known at the bar simply as "e-Cig guy", and bring new wrapped carts because you know at least 3 people are going to want to try it, or try it again.
You have a back up vaporizer, a back up to the back up vaporizer, and an emergency back up to the back up to the back up, and carry them all "just in case"
That day? You mean that minute, right?
...When you clear out your pantry, replace everything with stockpiled juice and rename it Steeping Chamber.
When your cat, who is normally happy to prance across your laptop when you're writing an important email, has learned to wait, if you're one-handed dripping with your e-cig stood up on its end on the wrist rest area of the keyboard, lest she incur your wrath.
You're a Vapehead when you can say that your NEW favorite battery operated toy is your PV and not the one you hide beneath the mattress=)
You subscribe to this thread and hold your breath when a new post is made..."Phew, I'm not a vapehead (yet)"
When you remove your DT at night and top off a cart so you can bring your PV to bed with you. Oh yeah and you can find it in pitch black darkness with your eyes closed on the nightstand without knocking it over!!!
I've learned to put it down at a 45 degree angle from my body so I can find it in the dark... LMAO
- When you look at a Visine and think, "Perfect! I wish they sold them locally WITHOUT the Visine in it."
- When you have a friend that doesn't understand what you're tokin' on, and you direct that friend to Mistress Nomad's videos.
- When you're a man that has no business in a kitchen let alone a baking supply store, and you find yourself in one looking for VG and Lorann's.
- When you exhale into your jacket sleeve.
- When you start calling your suppliers by their first name.
- When two little words make you shudder: Primer Fluid.
- When your girlfriend thinks you have a drug problem because she's never seen you with a syringe before.
- When you have a friend that doesn't understand what you're tokin' on, and you direct that friend to Mistress Nomad's videos.
- When you're a man that has no business in a kitchen let alone a baking supply store, and you find yourself in one looking for VG and Lorann's.
- When you exhale into your jacket sleeve.
- When you start calling your suppliers by their first name.
- When two little words make you shudder: Primer Fluid.
- When your girlfriend thinks you have a drug problem because she's never seen you with a syringe before.
When you can fill your ec2 with a syringe in the dark and you know exactly what you are doing, and how to locate those little holes...all without waking up your spouse! Yea baby, that's what I'm talking about!
When you get ...... at yourself for eating Cheddar & Bacon Potato Skins because you forgot the only juice you had with you was Orange Cream.
... and then you vape the Orange Cream anyway.
... and then you vape the Orange Cream anyway.
OMG...I could just do this forever. This will be my last; I promise! When you can recite the Dr. Seuss Book, Green Eggs and Ham into a vaping monologue.
Yes I can vape it in a house, I can vape it with a mouse; I can vape on the train, I can vape in the rain; I can vape in a box, I can even vape with a fox....
Yes I can vape it in a house, I can vape it with a mouse; I can vape on the train, I can vape in the rain; I can vape in a box, I can even vape with a fox....
Okay...this is the last one...for real this time. When your step granddaughter tells your elderly neighbor (who doesn't own a computer) that you smoke a flashlight and the neighbor looks at you with one hell of a question on their face. yea...I didn't even know where to begin explaining that one. Neighbor still looks at me weird.
you leave the house in the AM with 8 different flavor sample bottles in their own case
it takes you time the night before to decide which 8 flavors
then you sneak an extra bottle in your shirt pocket, just for the drive in
it takes you time the night before to decide which 8 flavors
then you sneak an extra bottle in your shirt pocket, just for the drive in
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