"You know you're a Vaper when....."

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mkbilbo

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You see an advert for blu e-lites ect telling blatant lies best in the market one carto is 2 packs of cigarettes battery lasts for the whhhhhoooooooole day -_- why must you wound me with your lies :-(

Okay then...

...when you catch yourself heckling the Blu commercial guy on the TV.

(Yeah, I did)
 

Mowgli

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You know you're a Vaper when you send an email to your local pusher pleading for status updates when he's out of your favorite juice.

I'm on a texting notification list for when Paul's Pizza makes Gumbo.
He actually makes a great Gumbo and Italian Wedding Soup too :)
His Gumbo's usually gone within a couple of days.
I get a 64oz thermos full lol
 

Janusxvii

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You know you're a vaper when upon passing a dog grooming shop you begin thinking that braided poodle fur might make a good wick.


LOL! I can't believe someone else has thought this. I just shaved my Schnauzer/Poodle mix for the summer and thought the same exact thing as I was sweeping the clippings off the bathroom floor. The only thing that stopped me from trying it was the realization that I would be crossing a line from which there would be no coming back from.

...You've eaten PB&J almost exclusively for the past month so you can still pay your rent because beginning of the month you woke up in the middle of the night and while half-asleep placed a vape order that decimated your disposable income for the month...and then some.
...You consider converting most of the smokers at your work to vaping to be one of your proudest accomplishments.
....No matter how hard you try, you can no longer remember what a cigarette tastes like.
....You have a stockpile of eliquids that you know you hate but still can't bring yourself to throw them out.
....most of your time on Youtube is spent watching vape related reviews.
....you want to meet PBusardo, GrimmGreen, the Vape Team, and other "celebrities" more than you want to meet anyone from Hollywood.
 

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You know you are a vapor when you are thinking about ways to put a locating device on your PV so you can find it when it's lost!

:ohmy:
Someone actually gets far enough away from their mods to lose one???? LOL!

Taking 2 minutes to move all the mods. attys, juice bottles ect.. so you can post in this thread.
 

Bman1959

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....When you become skilled at opening juice bottles with one hand.
...When mowing you look at all the plants that you could make a flavor out of (the cherries are very tempting)
... When you never thought you had obsessive compulsion behavior until you really want to try a mech and your last cig was less than 4 weeks ago.
 

Chikenbok

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... When your girlfriend constantly complains that "I'm losing my boyfriend to e-cigarettes"
... When you read the sign on your flight that says "It is illegal to smoke e-cigarettes on this aircraft" so you bend down further
... When your students know you as 'that teacher that asks questions just so he has time to Vape'
... When your desk at home has become a work-bench... that only you understand
... When your friends ask you to come hang out and your only reasonable response is "dudes, if I don't get this coil working I won't sleep tonight"

Oh and most importantly, When the idea, smell, and thought of having a real cigarette makes you chuckle.
 
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