"You know you're a Vaper when....."

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Steam Turbine

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When you look at a lightbulb and ask yourself:

How could I wick that?

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Mutescream

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If you have had a discussion with someone, complete with charts/diagrams/medical studies regarding the differences between smoking and vaping...

If you've vooped...

If you have more bottles of juice that you will never vape, than ones you will...

If you have ever had a few adult beverages, and decided to attempt to mix juices from the "never vape" box (in hopes of making something vapable)...

You might be a vaper.
 

DancingHeretik

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when your 36 and dig out your grown stepkids old legos to build a vape stand because your wood working shop isnt accessible until the spring. and proceed to rebuild it 2 more times as your collection grows.
Thanks for the idea. How perfect! I could just keep rebuilding it as needed indefinitely!
 

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You know you're Vaper when...


Instead of having cigarette burns on your clothes after a night of drinking, you have juice stains...(I hope those are e-juice stains!:unsure:)

You have a back up for your back ups back up...:D

Phrases that in the past would have sounded naughty, are now normal Example- "Hey! I like your tip!":blink:

You refuse to do some tasks with both hands because putting your PV down is NOT an option...
 

catlady60

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You know you're a Vaper when...

...You're late for work because you can't decide which mod you want to take for the day

...Your coworkers ask "What flavor do you have for us today?"

...Your lighter is replaced with pockets full of juice bottles and clearomizers

etc.

You know you're a vaper when...

...you don't freak out when your lighter runs out of lighter fluid....but you do freak out when all your PV batts are in need of a charge.

...you panic when you run out of your ADV before the vapemail gets to your mailbox.
 

MrsP0721

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I'm still pretty new, it's been about 2 weeks since my last 'drag' (I stopped SMOKING full cigs about a month ago, but was taking a drag here and there) and now I know why the guys at my B&M (who know me by name, and my husband's name, AND my kids' names lol) kept telling me 'YOU HAVEN'T QUIT YET!!!' when I was still taking a drag of analogs lol.

I tell you though, NOW that I am exclusively vaping... you know when you're a vaper when people who smoke STINK!!!! My mom still smokes (AND vapes!) and man, I can't believe I smelled like that! I am SO super sensitive to the smell of cig smoke now, it's gross!

I also spent most of my taxes (my 1/2 anyway) on new vape gear, check the mail DAILY, constantly check my shipping updates, speak in a language no one else understands lol, spend more time on ECF then anywhere/anything else, research non stop for my next PV lol and get as excited as a kid in a candy store and that 'It's Christmas morning' feeling when I see or get new vaping gear lol. OH and I have a lot of 'storage' that came from the hardware store. And I get a new found excitement when I see flashlights lol.

My poor husband is probably being driven insane by my non stop 'vape talk'.
 
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DarkDays93

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A little background to this one. It's currently against company policy to vape in the office at work (I usually just vape in the toilet cubicles on my breaks. However, on the late-shift, I just vape as much as I want and no-one can see. So..

You know you're a Vaper when you forget to take your breaks because you don't need to go outside to get nicotine.
 
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