You know your a vaper when you constantly hang out in the contests and finally win one!!! 
"You know you're a Vaper when....."
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You know you're a vaper when you start day dreaming of the ultimate fighter cage match between you and Mich Zeller for all the marbles Baaybee!.
... when your co-workers walk by your office just for the "bakery smells"
... when the only reason the receptionist comes to your office is to deliver vape mail
... when the only reason the receptionist comes to your office is to deliver vape mail
You know you're a vaper when you are constantly telling people at Uni, "It's not a ....".
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When you buy a drill to wind kanthal.
When you wish carpenter pants had that little side pocket below the knee so your genny won't leak when you sit.
When you go to the local B&M looking for building supplies and they don't have what you need.
When you make your fist good DIY.
When asked "can I bum a smoke" you can say "sorry I don't smoke" as you blow a huge cloud.
When you think I have an old toaster somewhere, was it flat elements or round. And know your going to find out.
Maurice
When you wish carpenter pants had that little side pocket below the knee so your genny won't leak when you sit.
When you go to the local B&M looking for building supplies and they don't have what you need.
When you make your fist good DIY.
When asked "can I bum a smoke" you can say "sorry I don't smoke" as you blow a huge cloud.
When you think I have an old toaster somewhere, was it flat elements or round. And know your going to find out.
Maurice
When you experience mood swings based on how well your latest build is vaping.
When you realize that while you always knew smoking was bad for you, that now you really know.
When you realize the FDA isn't looking out for your best interests or health.
When your SO posts an anti-e-cig link on FB and it starts an all out war in the house.
When you can attribute makeup sex to the afore mentioned blowup, and thus vaping.
And sadly
When you think to yourself, dad might still be here if vaping came 30 years earlier.
Maurice
When you realize the FDA isn't looking out for your best interests or health.
When your SO posts an anti-e-cig link on FB and it starts an all out war in the house.
When you can attribute makeup sex to the afore mentioned blowup, and thus vaping.
And sadly
When you think to yourself, dad might still be here if vaping came 30 years earlier.
Maurice
When you nearly walk into a wall because there is a cloud of vapor in front of you.
When you've read all the pages of "all my mods" and are still waiting for part two.
When you feel bad vaping around kids because you know your clouds look cool and don't want them to start
When your plumes make analogue smokers concerned for your health
When your lunch break at work looks like this:
When you feel bad vaping around kids because you know your clouds look cool and don't want them to start
When your plumes make analogue smokers concerned for your health
When your lunch break at work looks like this:
When packing for a short weekend trip you have a separate bag for vape stuff. Can't forget the kanthal, cotton, extra tanks, extra batteries, charger, blunt tip needles, 60 ml of your fave juices, extra mods, rebuilding tools, extra drip tips, etc.
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You know you're a vaper when you come into your home office to refill your tank with your favorite juice, and although you don't need to get on the computer for any reason, you wake it up out of S3 standby anyway just to jump into ECF to check out any new posts or messages. Every time. Not just often, but EVERY TIME.
(P.S. - This is what I'm doing right now, in fact. OK, back to the filling, then back to my DVD over in the man cave...)
(P.S. - This is what I'm doing right now, in fact. OK, back to the filling, then back to my DVD over in the man cave...)
When you give a short lesson on how to drip to your passengers so you don't have to drip whilst driving lol
If u were a real Vaper you would have made room in the man cave and made it in to a man/Vape cave
It's partly a vape cave, too. I keep all my rigs (usually five or six) on the end table next to my chair, and an extra, fully charged battery plus a charger on the shelf underneath. The only thing I haven't equipped the man cave for is juice handling. My office is much better lit, has more table/desk space and I keep my 2.00 eyeglasses on my desk, which I need for filling tanks, anyway. (My regular glasses are 1.50's.)
Plus, when I'm in the man cave, 80% of the time I have either Jinx or Simon (my cats) in my lap, and I'm really careful NOT to touch either of them if I have any remnant of e-juice on my hands.
I'm a bit clumsier than I used to be. I always get at least a little juice on myself when I'm filling. Sometimes my cats are reluctant to get outta my lap, especially if he or she is just waking up from being comfortably asleep. When that happens, I have to pick up him or her to get them out of my lap, and if I have any e-juice on my hands... Well, you see the problem.
It wouldn't be a concern if my cats didn't spend a quarter of their lives in my lap. Anyway... That's why the man cave can only be a partially-equipped vape cave.
You know your a Vaper when your front porch doesn't smell like crap any more.
Maurice
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