"You know you're a Vaper when....."

[xxThr4sh3rxx]

You know you're a Vaper when...

...You stealth vape just because it makes you feel like a ninja

...You tell all your friends "It's so much cheaper than smoking!" and they believe you until you own 5+ batteries

...You get excited when you're almost out of juice because that just means you can try more flavours ^-^

...You check USPS.com 5-10 times a day because you can't wait for your Provari 2.5 you just ordered

...You realize that you could make most people's heads explode just by attempting to accurately and scientifically explain how PV's and all of your kit works

...You realize your hands / all your clothes smell amazing, and you'll never have to worry about ashes in your car again

...You realize you got serious style and sex appeal hehe

 

[trishdadish]

You know you're a Vaper when....

You have absolutely NO qualms about walking around with an object that is the approximately the same size and shape as a "lady's personal massager".

 

[SeaTownLassy]

You know you're a Vaper when...
...You realize that you could make most people's heads explode just by attempting to accurately and scientifically explain how PV's and all of your kit works

I was explaining to a friend of mine how the "smoke" happens....and I made her head explode. She looked at me like I was from another planet.

You know you're a vaper when you happen to see another vaper pull out their mod and you immediately pull out yours and ask "whatcha vapin'??"

--- Happened to me tonight! A met a new friend of a friend, and the new friend pulled out her eGo and I ran up with my Spinner and asked "Watcha Vapin'?" and she said "Chilly blueberry....Two Peas Juice". I said "I have Two Peas Coffee High!" and we promptly started vaping together a chatting a mile a minute about vaping.... and our mutual friend asked "Okay, so how does that work?" And that's when explained what all the stuff in my case was for and how it works and the comparison between cig smoke and vaping. LOL! She did ask if e-juice came in 0 mg nicotine, and we said "yeah!" and she might just be a new vaper here sometime soon.

 

[SeaTownLassy]

thank god i'm not then only one that thinks this way

LOL, its good to know there are other martial artist vapers out there that choose our mods the same way we choose our jeans! (okay, can I kick in these?) LOL!

 

[KimInUT]

You know your a vapor when... You spend so much time planning what vape gear you are going to take on a trip that you forget to pack underwear.

 

[TTEOmason108]

when you start checking ecf classifieds more often than Facebook

 

[TTEOmason108]

when you get abnormally angry every time you hear "yeah i got it at the mall for $85 and it didn't really work"

 

[Alfro]

You know you're a Vaper when....

You realized you have more than enough, yet you still keep'on browsing n browsing for more mods!

 

[El_tecolote]

You know you're a vaper when you begin shopping for ultrasonic cleaners at Amazon.

 

[retired1]

You know your a vapor when... You spend so much time planning what vape gear you are going to take on a trip that you forget to pack underwear.

And this is a problem?

 

[clnire]

You know you're a vaper when you happen to see another vaper pull out their mod and you immediately pull out yours and ask "whatcha vapin'??"

Oh yea! I met 3 fellow vapors over the weekend, just by seeing them vape! We shared resources and information. I am seeing it more and more and think it is very cool! Everyone who I have met agrees "So much better than those stinkies! And I can vape anywhere!"

So, you know your are a vaper when you see other vapers and get all excited.... Making new friends to boot!

 

[retired1]

You know you're a Vaper when you see someone with a cig-a-like, pull out your mod and grin in delight when their eyes get big as saucers and ask "WHAT IS THAT?!"

 

[El_tecolote]

You know you're a vaper when you make out your monthly budget and at the very top is your allotment for juice, tanks, devices, etc.

 

[daleron]

When you're excited to get your CC statement because that means you can start ordering again........

You know exactly how long it takes to steep your favorite's & order accordingly so you NEVER run out...

You buy jewelry for your pv instead of yourself ( smirk, you know who you are)

You can teach your 73 yr old mother (who has smoked since age 14) to vape & enjoy it...

 

[retired1]

You know you're a Vaper when you see a technology article about a revolutionary type of battery and wonder how soon it can be applied to APVs.

 

[Salm12]

When your accused of smoking a crack-pipe at work and sent for a drug test. Yeah, that happened.

 

[daleron]

When your accused of smoking a crack-pipe at work and sent for a drug test. Yeah, that happened.

.... Sorry.....

 

[Salm12]

When your accused of smoking a crack-pipe at work and sent for a drug test. Yeah, that happened.

.... Sorry.....

Haha it's fine. I laughed the entire time. More so because of how serious they were about it. As if I'm working in New Jack City or something

 

[Deacon Aegis]

Haha it's fine. I laughed the entire time. More so because of how serious they were about it. As if I'm working in New Jack City or something

Hehe, yeah I kinda suspect how that might feel. I was cruising with a friend yesterday evening to grab some sodas from the local QT and had my PV on me when we went into the store. I had taken a puff off of it before walking in and wasn't really thinking much about the patrol car parked out front. Anyway, the officer gives me this look, scrutinizing things, then just shrugs it off and doesn't even ask about it. I thought I was about to have one of "those" moments, if you know what I mean. Hehe, glad he was really cool and obviously either knew what the device was or simply didn't have a gut feeling about it or something.

 

[jooo]

You know your a vaper when...

there's a roll of toilet paper on your desk... (its for wiping eliquid! nothing else! i swear!)