"You know you're a Vaper when....."

[retired1]

Wow! Ammo boxes what a great idea! But what'll I do with all the 30/06's?

That's easy. More venison!

 

[Bob92985]

1. You are spending way too much of your time on ECF! (Sorry mods, tongue in cheek, honestly and cheers for the happy birthday.)

2. Your house / room where you have your juices and kit DOES stink of vape juice.

3. You feel much healthier than you did when you smoked.

5. Even today in 2013 some people still look at you funny or talk defensively / denigratingly about vaping when you vape. One guy at the poker table once said to me 'why don't you put the faggy e-cig away and just start smoking properly again.' Idiot. Other night a bunch of 50-something male smokers in a bar saw me vape and one nudged the other and said 'ooooooh it lights up!' in a sarcastic tone. (On the flip side I have had more cooler peeps, non smokers mainly, say my pv looks cool and even 'bling' lol.) Doesn't get to me but wow, it's 2013 people and we can talk to each other through satellites, vaping is the new and cool thing, so get over it lol.

Um yeah my living room stinks of juice. Still better than how it smelled before I got my sense of smell back, boy was I embarrassed, spent 4 hours deep cleaning....

You know when I was visiting my wife's relatives near Southbend IN one holiday. I went outside to vape and some of the smokers came with me assuming I was going to smoke.

When they saw me start vaping they kinda chuckled and I said "You ever try it?" They chuckled more and said "Nah man I do the real thing."
So I smiled and said, "Think you can handle it?" knowing that my 24mg nic tobacco flavor at 5volts was stronger than what they had lol. Accepting my challenge they each took a hit and 2 of em coughed when they inhaled. But all of them said something like "Oooh that's nice..."

As far as taste and nic delivery... Smokers got nothing on us with their weak stuff

 

[brock957]

You know you're a gaped when... you start making up silly vape jokes.
Is that a Provari in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[DirewolfUSMC]

You know you're a Vaper when...


...You go to the hardware store for e-cig supplies

...You see a flashlight and immediately think "I could vape that!"

...You have a 15ft micro-usb cord for tethered around the house vaping

...You're thinking of buying a solar panel for unlimited vape time

...You pick up a second job to pay for vape gear

...You wonder whether or not there is a Vapers Anonymous (LOL)

Man, I could go forever

Ha, I've done that....

 

[mkbilbo]

...you pay more attention to ECF and your vaping needs, than education and politics!!!

Sorry!

But... but you get education and politics here too! You learn all about vaping and politic legislators and regulators. It's a smoking cessation program and a civics lesson!

 

[mkbilbo]

One guy at the poker table once said to me 'why don't you put the faggy e-cig away and just start smoking properly again.'

Huh. Because cancer and emphysema are so macho?

<eye roll>

 

[mkbilbo]

Anyone that calls it a "faggy e-cig" probably has some issues with their own masculinity. Vape on, my friend!

And besides....you can probably run a mile without sucking wind. Let's see the "proper real smokers" do that.

Yeah, really. Being outta breath because I took out the trash? That so boosted my masculine self image!

(Not)

 

[retired1]

Yeah, really. Being outta breath because I took out the trash?

Hell, I do that so I don't have to take out the trash!

 

[Bob92985]

Yeah, really. Being outta breath because I took out the trash? That so boosted my masculine self image!

(Not)

I have that problem. But its cuz im fat ^_^

 

[Butters78]

My in laws are coming over to babysit my son while my wife and Iggo shopping. I was planning on treating for pizza but they want to pay half. My thoughts went exactly to where that money can go to a vaping order.

 

[SeaTownLassy]

You know you're a vaper when you see someone puffing their eGo outside a coffee shop, and you walk by, sniff the air as you approach and say "Mountain Dew?" and they say "Yeah!!!"...and you pull out yours and say "Dr. Pepper", and you make a new friend.

 

[NotoriousJDP]

...someone comes up to you when you're vaping outside of a restaurant and tells you "you know you can do that inside". Woulda never happened with the stinkies.

 

[RadarLuv1]

when you rip the sheets of the bed scrounging for your PV like a junkie scrounging for (insert illicit substance here).

 

[retired1]

You know you're a Vaper when you buy a fancy new multi-drawer tackle box for all your vaping stuff, and immediately start looking for something bigger when you realize it's going to be too small in a month.

 

[Bob92985]

...When your wife calls you a woman for how you accessorize your tanks and drip tips with your mod.

 

[Crookid]

When you smoke but don't smell like it.

 

[SeaTownLassy]

...When your wife calls you a woman for how you accessorize your tanks and drip tips with your mod.

Hahahahaha! That's hilarious!

 

[vapero]

when everything you see you think it could be a great mod or mod holder

 

[Mimikim1234]

When you eat ramen noodles for a month so you can buy that new mod.
I'm so sick of ramen noodles....

 

[Mimikim1234]

When you want a banana, you buy some banana e liquid instead. (Seriously, Velvet Vapors makes a really nice banana liquid!)