You know you're a vaper when...

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CloudyWithChanceOfVape

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When... Your co workers call you snoop dog because of your foggy car when you arrive.
When... You HAVE to voop.
When... You are constantly thinking you need to order juice despite the 500ml you still have in your collection.
When... You switch flavors 3x a day.
When... You constantly think about new flavor combos.

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SomeTexan

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Only a few of those apply to me. I wash my hands, and I pay attention to what I'm doing, so no sticky hands or atty's in charger. Never had all my batteries dead. I HATE the term analog for cigs and find it to be a hipster term. I'm 6'4", bearded, tattoo'ed and not a twig so not many people will mock me to my face. I don't care about a favorite flavor, just Vape what I like.
 

Scotticus93

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I was mocked by smokers last week at a bar. I was able to strike up brief convos with a couple vapers there. But the smokers could not be convinced it was safer. Said things like. You don't know what's in your juice. People haven't been vaping long enough to know how it affects their health. Granted that last point is somewhat true but its still frustrating. I got a little drunk and bought a pack that night and smoked half of them. Felt guilty. I misplaced that pack or dropped it or something but I haven't looked back. It was a weak moment but my mod died and so I need to get more batteries lol
 

Alien Traveler

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0- You almost always have sticky hands from e-juice.
0- You have absent mindedly tried to screw your tank into the charger.
0- You coughed like hell the first time.
0- Despite being organized with charging, all of your batteries have been empty at once.
0- You call cigarettes analogs, even when talking to non-vapers.
0- You were worried you'd miss analogs. You don't.
1- You completely changed your vaping setup at least once in the first month.
0- You have a home setup and an 'out and about' setup.
0- You have long conversations with strangers you see vaping (like a special club).
0- You're still not sure which flavour is your favorite of all time.
0- You've unscrewed your tank forgetting there's still 1ml of juice waiting to fall out.
1- You've tried to measure your daily juice intake.
0- You drink more fluids than ever.
0- You've noticed health benefits since quitting analogs.
0- You have more energy than when you smoked.
0- You have been mocked by smokers.
0- You have been told that vaping is worse for your health than smoking.
0- You have become evangelical to others about the benefits of switching to vape.
0.5- You log intoECFon an almost hourly basis in your free time.
1- You don't regret switching one bit.
1- You wonder what took you so long.

Your score (4.5/21)

I wonder if I qualify…
 

Dan486DX

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Score: 21. I'm scared. It's gotten way out of hand.

Little Bo-Pape has lost her vape,
And a sheep has swallowed it down;
She dug in both ends, and now has no friends,
And all the vape shops left town.

Little Bo-Pape has lost her vape,
And then became frantic and blind;
She searched herself nuts, then went back to butts,
Leaving a cloud trail behind.

At this point, I need professional help.

Hello Suz, how is your brain? :D
 
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Dan486DX

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You are still a rookie but making good progress. You'll run into a few more as you advance further.

  • You'll have a drawer or cabinet with 3/4 filled bottles you'd thought you'd like but didn't
    • You'll try mixing the above to see if you can make it work.
  • Eventually, you'll have a complete spare set up in the car even though you take your main out and about set up everywhere.
  • You'll see your 10 billionth post on ECF about mechs vs. regulated.
  • You'll see your 10 billionth post on ECF about the evils of cloud chasing in public.
  • You'll see your 10 billionth post on ECF about whether or not underage kids should vape and it will leave you disparaging for the future of the planet.
  • You'll go out of your way to visit vape shops, even on vacations until you realize they are nearly all the same and nearly all of them suck.
  • You'll start coding your batteries so you can tell how old they are.
    • Even though they are losing power, you'll keep old batteries for longer than a sane person would.
  • You'll carry your mod into a church and some nun will ask you to put it away even though you aren't vaping on it.
    • You'll punch the nun in the throat for being a anti-vaping fascist. Luckily, if you feel guilty for it, you'll just be feet away from the confessional.
There are tons more to ad but you'll discover them all.

I look forward to (most) of these things. I doubt I'll ever worry about mech vs regulated though, I'm so sold on Reg I probably won't debate it much.

...and LOL and punching nuns, made me smile.
 

Vape Suzette

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Hi, Dan!!! :)

My brain seems to be in repair mode. I think it may be overly happy at times because we are adopting a few meezers soon!!! I have not been this happy in a long time and my husband does not know how to keep up. He stays very balanced and then crashes, but I just keep on soaring and then sleep for a week and then start all over again -- lol!!!

We are headed way up -- over two miles in altitude tonight to watch the Draconids. If I had kept smoking with asthma and chronic bronchitis ... I never would be able to go anywhere without oxygen. My first two months out/up here, I used oxygen -- but only in order to adapt to the altitude.

I was so happy to find your thread! It's wonderful!
 
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