You might be a Vaper if...

[PRIMER]

You no longer count the days since, and count your mods instead - yer a vaper.

 

[Bosco]

If there are more padded envelopes and flat-rate boxes in your mailbox than actual mail . .you might be a vaper.

 

[Jadesrayne]

if you have to spring clean cause you notice all the ash around your home...

If you quit buying air freshener cause 3mls of Caramel apple does the trick...

If you know your mail mans habits....

if track& confirm is bookmarked on computer...

 

[adeline]

If you keep a notepad with all your current tracking numbers so you can copy and paste to usps website all at once!

 

[Renolizzie]

You might be a vaper if...

You coordinate the color and tank on your PV to match your outfit.

You dress up your mod in different "outfits" like they are dolls.

If you buy new tanks with certain PVs in mind. Hmmm, the blue Provari should have the frosted Phiniac tank but the silver one will look great with that flower tank from IBT and a yellow drip ptip.

You have two or three tool boxes and they all have vape supplies. You couldn't care less where the hammers and the pliers are.

 

[MsOceanCity]

...you wake up and realize you dreamt about something you read on ECF the night before!

 

[varivapr]

if you get excited when you see a random stranger vaping somewhere in public and feel as though you have an unspoken bond and have to control your natural impulse to approach them with a mouthful of babbling atty, clearo, carto, rba, apv, diy, low res vaper language

 

[BurningRose]

if you've just been through an entire weekend and 5 feet of kanthal wire trying to convince a piece of electrically conductive stainless steel mesh not to conduct electricity.

 

[The Ocelot]

I'm guilty of all of these (extra likes to akatina!). Also I wipe my mouth on my sleeve without a second thought.

 

[Denny Krane]

If you knock a bottle of juice off your computer desk and when you lean over to pick it up 3 more fall .....you might be a vaper.

 

[MDV39]

....your mod battery dying is a bigger worry than your cell phone battery dying.

 

[The Ocelot]

You forget other people might find it odd you have so many syringes.

 

[Ryedan]

If your latest custom made juice rack holds about 50 bottles and you are looking for more room to experiment with those 'hard to perfect' recipes, you are probably a vaper.

 

[trishdadish]

You know when your a vaper when you call about 10 different pharmacies looking for a pure as possible pg and vg. They in turn freak out by calling all their higher ups about the legality of selling thrse products to you. You, of course already know the answer to that question....it is! When you call every electrical supply shop in tkwn looking for 32, 34, 36 kanthal wire. And no. You don't want the nichrome instead.

 

[thecatanddog]

you've spent over $1k in the last month on metal tubes and imr high drain batteries. another $1k on kanthal, wick/mesh and juice...

 

[patkin]

You worry about the electricity going off and when it does thoughts about lights or eating are secondary.

 

[BurningRose]

if you're standing in the street blissfully sucking on an 8 inch long phallic object with a nipple on top and can't figure out why people are giving you weird looks.

 

[Tanti]

when your kitchen table starts looking like a science lab..
When the mail box has a path worn to it...
When you tell a friend you cant go out, cause your wating for a package..
when you spend more time fiddling than anything else...
when friends start questoning why it takes you so long to get out the door, and you know its from making sure your batteries are full and have plenty of juice for the day.
When you plan your day around how much battery time you have.

 

[BurningRose]

If the idea of having a cigarette that connects to the internet does not strike you as being the most ridiculous invention ever..

 

[Jadesrayne]

When you have video chat with your parents and get in to a vape cloud duels ...... you might be a family of vapers