You wake up and find all your vape stuff has been stolen, What will you be buying that day?

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CommaHolly

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an Ego kit at the local b and m store,,,,,some juice to get me by,,,,,,,and an Iclear 30.

then I'd go home and order a couple more Iclears, some heads, and a Provari, and some flavors to replace my stolen DIY stuff,,,,,,then I'd run to Walmart and buy some VG, drive half a mile to the Tractor Supply store and buy another gallon of PG.

then I'd contact my home owner's insurance and put in a claim for my Provari, and let them know I think it's an inside job, because NOBODY but an insider would know my gallon of VG was in my freezer.
 

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I would go to my work and grab my 2 itaste vv v3's and 2 carto tanks that are on them as well as the ican full of my DIY extreme ice juice out of my desk.:laugh: Then I would log onto fastech and smoke my credit card.:evil: Then I would work on getting more juice.

Hmm this would really put a hurt on my credit card.:(
 

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First I would go to the local B&M and buy a cheap Ego, Tank, and juice. Next go back home to get my highly trained e-juice sniffing dog named "Carto" to track down those varmints.

1300 mah ego, 20ml, t3s and a spare head.


I have about 20 free sample packs of njoys in a secret stash (Assuming the vape robbers don't find it, shhh) so I doubt i'd even need to spend an obscene amount for crap at a b@m.

You might wish you didn't say anything about your secret stash because VapieDan and carto dog now know to look for it.:D


Edit: Dang it this was funnier before your edit :toast:
 

twgbonehead

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Have you met 'Blunder' ?

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I don't think you want to meet 'Blunder'!

Is that an e-cig in his/her mouth, or is he/she just happy to see me? Damn, that's one big cigalike!
 

Fortyniene

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Is that an e-cig in his/her mouth, or is he/she just happy to see me? Damn, that's one big cigalike!

HA HA That would be a cigalike that I would actuly want.:D

I know what that is it's a training dummy. Hunters use them because it trains your dog to have a soft mouth so it wont shred/puncture your game when they retreive it.
 

Seann.V91

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Nope...i mustve been drunk the night before and misplaced them; thats the only way that could ever come close to happening to my Mods. If they were stolen its ok because i have installed a microscopic locating device in both of them and all my batteries and turned them both into pipe bombs. So ill locate the person through my rigged mods watch them laugh and giggle with friends and family as i detonate my mods. Yhe moment has to be just right...just as surprising as when i woke up surprised that my main mods were taken from me. True revenge
 

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Considering how light of a sleeper I am, posessing a level of security consciousness that most people would define as paranoia and an arsenal that would make a swat team jealous... It would be time for me to warn everyone here that the ninjas are coming, and they have decided that all of our vapes are theirs.

(in case anyone is wondering, yes I am being satirical here. what are the odds of someone breaking into our homes to exclusively take our vape gear?)
 

WattWick

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A Paps and a Kraken.
Svarog hybrid + a Paps button to replace the stock one.
And a Hammer clone and a Kraken clone to go on it.
Some nic base, some PG/VG and a bunch of flavor concentrates from Mom and Pops.
A couple sheets of mesh and a couple spools of kanthal.

While waiting for all this, I'd borrow some random gear from friends.
 
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