Zombie poetry and prose:

[Mac]

Come share your post apocalyptic poetry here. I'll go first:

Mob rule

I woke up one day and fired uncle sam!
I had money in the bank and a weapon in my hand!
I don't need your roads!
I'll put out my own fires!
I will settle my own scores if someone steals my tires!
Then one day the mob showed up a beating at my door!
You are rich so you must die!
To give to us the poor!
I pulled out my gat!
I emptied out my clip!
If you think you can take what's mine you had better get a grip!
Bullets whizzed and blood was spilled!
I stood really tall!
I emptied two more clips and then I emptied one and all!
Bodies filled my yard!
As far as I could see!
But the mob was mad with hunger and still they came for me!
They came in through the door!
And through the window too!
My last few shells soon hit the ground and there was nothing I could do!
They dragged me to the street and told me to repent!
That's when I realized this one truth!
There will ALWAYS be a government!

 

[whynotvap]

Desolate wasteland,
Howling wind spreads putrid stench,
Wish I'd brought the gun.

 

[uba egar320]

Out lookin for trouble
oh but man it's fun
got hundreds of mags loaded
don't even try to run
raided a farm
for ammonium nitrate
now I got explosives sucka
try and negotiate
I'll take your food
just for fun
I'm a post apocalyptic predator
come get some

 

[muttSRT]

I cant write poetry and have no idea what prose is...but I do know Primus did a song called poetry and prose:
YouTube - Poetry and Prose by Primus

 

[Mac]

I cant write poetry and have no idea what prose is...but I do know Primus did a song called poetry and prose:
YouTube - Poetry and Prose by Primus

Prose would be what you just posted up to that link. It is written expression without cadence or rythym. Basically it's just typing a bunch of words.

Les Claypool is the man btw.

 

[whynotvap]

Between Primus and Korn... Who knew Korn would last longer! And yes, Les is the man!

 

[Mac]

Between Primus and Korn... Who knew Korn would last longer! And yes, Les is the man!

Didn't primus start like 10 years before korn? I would say the jury is still out on that one.

 

[technovapir]

There once came a Zombie,
I whacked off his head.
Once he was gone,
I went back to bed.

Then came another,
But he couldn't climb
And I was still sleeping,
So, maybe next time.

 

[Mac]

There once was a zombie named Dave.
Who snuck into Montezuma's cave.
On survivors he snacked.
The should have listened to mac
And went to the casino to be saved.

 

[whynotvap]

LOFL! You should be in sales Mac... You really should be in sales...

 

[muttSRT]

i wanna try....

There once was a zombie from nantucket.....



i will work on the rest later

 

[Mac]

LOFL! You should be in sales Mac... You really should be in sales...

But I am! Well I am management too but if I stopped selling personally I dun think the stores would make it..

 

[technovapir]

i wanna try....

There once was a zombie from nantucket.....



i will work on the rest later

Here's your second line:
"Who tried drinking brains from a bucket"

Hope that helps...perhaps someone will come up with the 3rd line...

 

[Mac]

To pull brains through a straw filled the other zombies with awe
But with no teeth he soon learned to suck it

 

[technovapir]

To pull brains through a straw filled the other zombies with awe
But with no teeth he soon learned to suck it

ROTFL, Mac, your plans for human kind sort of scare me to bits, but your way with words makes my brain tingle!

 

[Mac]

ROTFL, Mac, your plans for human kind sort of scare me to bits, but your way with words makes my brain tingle!

Soon I will make everyone's brains tingle. Bwahahahacoughcoughhahaha.

 

[muttSRT]

Mac...you are a very talented writer...I am seriously impressed

 

[Mac]

Mac...you are a very talented writer...I am seriously impressed

I'd rather be doing rap or metal then selling these cool gizmos but music and art are like 10% talent and 90% marketing. I just don't know the right people..

 

[CES]

Jim C. Hines
Zombie Miss Muffet


Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her old friend Trey.

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and squish – she had spider paté.

 

[technovapir]

Jim C. Hines
Zombie Miss Muffet


Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her old friend Trey.

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and squish – she had spider paté.

VERY VERY NICE!!! I wish I'd written it!!! LOL