Zombie poetry and prose:
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Well, I haven't been able to add to the storyline, but while trying to be creative I did barf up this little poem for you:
Shall Shamblers crave humans?
Shall Shufflers eat Grains?
Will all become Vegan,
Will they masticate brains?
And what of our lot?
Will we ramble the range?
Will you know where you're going,
Is your spouse acting strange?
Will we wait for the hordes,
of both living and dead?
Who'll come bang at our door,
And demand to be fed.
Say, What will the signs be,
and when shall we flee?
Will trumpets be sounded
or will soldiers save Me?
Well,stock up the ammo,
Hoard water and gas
When zombies come knockin'
Better save your own .....
Bug out to the mountains,
Or deep into the Earth
Just go where you're safest
After Zombie rebirth.
Shall Shamblers crave humans?
Shall Shufflers eat Grains?
Will all become Vegan,
Will they masticate brains?
And what of our lot?
Will we ramble the range?
Will you know where you're going,
Is your spouse acting strange?
Will we wait for the hordes,
of both living and dead?
Who'll come bang at our door,
And demand to be fed.
Say, What will the signs be,
and when shall we flee?
Will trumpets be sounded
or will soldiers save Me?
Well,stock up the ammo,
Hoard water and gas
When zombies come knockin'
Better save your own .....
Bug out to the mountains,
Or deep into the Earth
Just go where you're safest
After Zombie rebirth.
Thanks for the kind words. I'm glad someone appreciates dark humour and goofball creativity! It's all I got!
I think you used that word in an earlier post perhaps? And I was DYING to use it again. (no zombie pun intended).You used one of my favorite words. Masticate.
(The rest was pretty good too.
It is a delicious word after all. The words that got me started writing this were hoard & horde though. I was trying to train my brain to use the correct word (there is a grammar gremlin that lives in my head & roars when I error...).
I went to see the doctor and he said I was dead
I broke off a tooth when I was biting his head
Now I can't smile without showing a gap
Disconnect your spinal cord with a violent snap
Shamble through the streets eating pedestrian brains
They brought me to the lab but I chewed through my chains
Now I'm on the loose and they all live in fear
Fermented brains to me tasting just like a beer
You can't tell I'm drunk cause I always stagger
I will be a rock star with a cool zombie swagger
I broke off a tooth when I was biting his head
Now I can't smile without showing a gap
Disconnect your spinal cord with a violent snap
Shamble through the streets eating pedestrian brains
They brought me to the lab but I chewed through my chains
Now I'm on the loose and they all live in fear
Fermented brains to me tasting just like a beer
You can't tell I'm drunk cause I always stagger
I will be a rock star with a cool zombie swagger
Very funny !I hadn't thought about fermented brains. I wonder if we could win the war on zombies by giving them some drug-addled brains to chew on...Hmmm.
Mac, I'm glad to know the robot/zombie poll wars haven't affected your creative streak!
Mac, I'm glad to know the robot/zombie poll wars haven't affected your creative streak!
It was a spooky night I rose from earthen tomb
Now I walk the streets and Im spelling your doom
I got that rickety walk that people always outrun
Just because I can't talk that doesn't make me dumb
[oh yeah
Zombies don't sleep we'll keep you up at night
We lurk on every street and put up such a fight
You can't escape our grasp no matter how fast you run
You wanna take us out you'll need a big ... gun
oh yeah]
Now I froth at the mouth and I'm on the prowl
And the last sound you hear will be a gutteral growl
I'm stalking every man and every woman and child
It's out on dvd they call it zombies gone wild
[oh yeah
Zombies don't sleep we'll keep you up at night
We lurk on every street and put up such a fight
You can't escape our grasp no matter how fast you run
You wanna take us out you'll need a big ... gun
oh yeah]
So mothers beware and keep your lights turned out
If we come through your door your gonna scream and shout
We're at a theatre near you and we'll be seein you soon
Perhaps with your last breath you will be singin this tune
[oh yeah
Zombies don't sleep we'll keep you up at night
We lurk on every street and put up such a fight
You can't escape our grasp no matter how fast you run
You wanna take us out you'll need a big ... gun
oh yeah]
Now I walk the streets and Im spelling your doom
I got that rickety walk that people always outrun
Just because I can't talk that doesn't make me dumb
[oh yeah
Zombies don't sleep we'll keep you up at night
We lurk on every street and put up such a fight
You can't escape our grasp no matter how fast you run
You wanna take us out you'll need a big ... gun
oh yeah]
Now I froth at the mouth and I'm on the prowl
And the last sound you hear will be a gutteral growl
I'm stalking every man and every woman and child
It's out on dvd they call it zombies gone wild
[oh yeah
Zombies don't sleep we'll keep you up at night
We lurk on every street and put up such a fight
You can't escape our grasp no matter how fast you run
You wanna take us out you'll need a big ... gun
oh yeah]
So mothers beware and keep your lights turned out
If we come through your door your gonna scream and shout
We're at a theatre near you and we'll be seein you soon
Perhaps with your last breath you will be singin this tune
[oh yeah
Zombies don't sleep we'll keep you up at night
We lurk on every street and put up such a fight
You can't escape our grasp no matter how fast you run
You wanna take us out you'll need a big ... gun
oh yeah]
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I hear some heavy bass in that one!Here's a quickie:
Fe Fi Fo Fum
I smell th
Oh sh**! Zombies!
Run!
Here's a quickie:
Fe Fi Fo Fum
I smell th
Oh sh**! Zombies!
Run!
Hey Mac, where's the VIDEO for this one?? Dr Evil has video equipment, perhaps you two should collaborate!
Someone will have to write and record music for it first. when it comes to composing and playing songs with instruments, I am all thumbs.
I play harmonica and a little bass, drums and piano.... Only own the harmonicas though.
Should we put together a Zombie Band?
Who's going to change their name to Scarey Grrr-see-ya?
The first virtual zombie band consisting exclusively of megalomaniacs.. I don't see how we could lose really..
Night time bad dreams
running through the tall trees
looking for a safe zone
goin going where no zombies go
(set to Sugar Magnolia for those who don't know the GD lol)
running through the tall trees
looking for a safe zone
goin going where no zombies go
(set to Sugar Magnolia for those who don't know the GD lol)
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