Hoosier's Rules of Mixing

Disclaimer: Hoosier's DIY blogs are to only be read and understood by folks who have read all the sticky's in DIY E-Liquid and are based off of my experience with mixing my own juice for over a year.
  1. Always have all equipment out, organized, and ready before starting. (And if you do not have a nice glass pipette setup, make sure those syringe plungers move smoothly so I don't have to hear how your blueberry flavoring was spilled because the plunger froze and when the shaft pulled out of the rubber seal your barrel hand shot forward sending the bottle across the room like I did.)
  2. Use a non-marring surface that has been cleaned for mixing. (Some flavorings will strip polyurethane off a dining table and this does not make my wife happy and I doubt your SO will feel any better.)
  3. Have a list of all mixes you will make before you ever sit down. (So you don't mix your son's and sister's juice and a few experiments to discover that you forgot to make any juice for yourself after you clean and put everything up.)
  4. Use proper safety equipment and keep it on while mixing. (Do you know what it feels like to have cinnamon flavoring on your face because you lifted the face shield to scratch and didn't know you had cinnamon flavoring on your glove?)
  5. Do not accept any distractions. (You will avoid overfilling a bottle because you forgot where you were when you took that important phone call from a friend and have to throw it all out because you have no idea how much nicotine or flavoring is in that mess running over your non-marring surface.)
  6. Always start small. (Do you really need another 30ml bottle of juice that tastes like the south end of a north bound cat?)
  7. When experimenting with flavor with the add-write note-shake-taste method, stop when the flavor is "close" and walk away. Going for perfect on the first try will result in a juice that makes the south end of a north bound cat seem good by comparison.)
  8. Always take notes! (If you ignore this rule you WILL make a fantatic juice that brings tears of joy to your eyes, but it will only be one batch and you will forevermore never get close to such bliss. I am not the only one who has done this.)
  9. Leave the mixing area to vape and think. (While vaping and thinking go hand-in-hand you can get to thinking too hard and accidently drip straight flavoring on your testing atty. If you do this, I need video so I can find out what kind of face I was making that made everyone in the house howl in laughter with tears of glee when I dashed to the restroom.)
  10. Always double and triple check your nicotine levels and treat your nicotine with upmost respect and care. (I do not have a funny story here as this is THE really serious part of mixing and I treat nicotine like I treat firearms. There are to be no accidents with nicotine.)

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I'm especially guilty of number 8. I'm terrible at taking notes. I was that way even in school. I have little scraps of paper all over the place with ? recipes written on them. I currently have a bottle of caramel cappuccino I made that is delicious. It's almost gone, and I can't remember how I made it.
 
Great info Hoosier, do I dare ask about how one knows the taste of a cat on any compass heading.
 
Yep, Rule, it was an experience like yours that forced me to learn to take real notes. Never really needed to throughout school...

Az, it's an extrapolation based on the smell of an average tabby combined with the smell of an old litter box combined with my experience of smelling and making juice as to what the taste of a cat's exterior may taste like. It would be nice if I could tell you that I actually tried the taste in question, but I'd be lying. I have smelled fermenting chicken droppings in the middle of summer and while that felt like my face being turned inside out, I cannot explain the way it smelled, so for that substance I could not hazard a guess as to the taste.
 
good advice!

Like the safety stuff too. You never think about using safety glasses or a face shield at home until you have somethign serious happen to your eyes, and then it might be too late to do anything but go blind or have a painful medical procedure.

Notes are super important. Even if it is just as simple as the recipe and adding a "too weak".... "way to strong had to cut with Xml of VG to mellow it out".
 
Guilty of a gross #5 just today. I had just added the flavoring to a 3ml test batch. The phone rang and I ignored it like a good mixer upper guy. I screwed the cap on and gave it a good shake. Got my PV, unscrewed the cap and proceeded to pour the contents all over my PV, and work table.

I hadn't installed the little dripper part back on the bottle. I feel really stupid but at least my little work tray caught most of the spillage.
 
Great post Hoosier! I think we are like minded when it comes to creating. I follow most of these rules to a 'T' but it's nice to see them written down. Now if you would blog about 'White Peach' !:D
 
Ohhh, stars... Never noticed the stars on these blogs before...

Well, there's a vote for blending flavoring and now a vote for my White Peach. Two completely different topics. I was thinking about proper equipment, but that keeps coming out boring in my head...

That White Peach did disappear quickly at the meetup, which surprised me as I thought the Cuban Cigar would be the "mover". Now I'll have to come up with some new ideas for the next meet.
 
Thank you!! Love your stories and sayings :)

I cant imagine what straight flavoring tastes like... eww hope I never do lol
 
Great stuff Hoosier, very informative. If I may add, I used to do some lab work (titrations and the like) and I adopted some good habits for mixing juice. I always place my bottles I am drawing from on the left side of my mixing area. After I draw, I close the bottle up, and move it to the right side of the desk. I marked my syringes too; X is used for nic base only. O is for PG and flavor only, eliminating cross contamination. I keep a glass of water to put the syringes in after using them, and to rinse when I'm done.

And as a gun owner since the age of 8, I agree. There is no such thing as an "accidental discharge", only negligent ones.

Rock on!
 

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