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  1. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

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    Dear Wader,

    It’s been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has been much whining many requests for said juice, I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I still have the same items for offer. I must prepare for nuclear winter.

    And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. That’s the kind of person I am, generous to a fault.

    That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they don’t quite do it. I am bereft.

    So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on one’s point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection.

    Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you can’t refuse. A wise man might ask himself, “Do I know where my squirrels are?”.

    :D
     
  2. SnowDragon

    SnowDragon Moved On Verified Member ECF Veteran

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  3. keyzygirl

    keyzygirl ECF Guru ECF Veteran

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    Wow,are you threatening the squirrels?Thats just nasty girl.Get a grip.Its only eliquid.(((Hugs!)))
     
  4. Clover~

    Clover~ Ultra Member ECF Veteran

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    lol oh momma joyce! i feel your pain! love you lady! (and dont worry keyzy...she was joking)
     
  5. kittypie

    kittypie Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    Lolololollololol!!!
     
  6. biidaaban

    biidaaban Super Member ECF Veteran

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  7. dohsma

    dohsma Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    I just saw Wader googling "witness protection"... something about squirrels :D
     
  8. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

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    Desperate times, and all that. ;-)
     
  9. K9Luvr

    K9Luvr Ultra Member ECF Veteran

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    Really enjoying the laugh, Joyce. Thanx ;-)
     
  10. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

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    Actually....that would be rodent protection. But all I could find was exterminators.

    Also known as "Critter Getters"
     
  11. Morandir835

    Morandir835 Idiot Guru ECF Veteran

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    LMAO Momma Joyce :)
     
  12. chimchim

    chimchim Ultra Member ECF Veteran

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    That's one of the funniest things I've read all week! Thanks so much for making me LMAO!!!
     
  13. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

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    Oh...those poor squirrels:ohmy:

    (you do know that Momma Joyce loves fur babies too....I don't think she'd hurt them:blink: *gulp*)
     
  14. keyzygirl

    keyzygirl ECF Guru ECF Veteran

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    LOL!I know she is joking,I just had to say it!!
     
  15. Tracker II

    Tracker II Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Mmm ... squirrel (with apple slices and baby carrots).
     

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  16. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

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    To the corner with you!!!:grr:
     
  17. dohsma

    dohsma Vaping Master ECF Veteran

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    LOL... love the "Critter Getter"
     
  18. Sallyem

    Sallyem Ultra Member ECF Veteran

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    :laugh: Joyce, that was great! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. Nana2B

    Nana2B Super Member ECF Veteran

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    LMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Oh no not road kill stew!!!!
     
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