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  1. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    Dear Wader,

    It’s been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has been much whining many requests for said juice, I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I still have the same items for offer. I must prepare for nuclear winter.

    And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. That’s the kind of person I am, generous to a fault.

    That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they don’t quite do it. I am bereft.

    So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on one’s point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection.

    Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you can’t refuse. A wise man might ask himself, “Do I know where my squirrels are?”.

    :D
     
  2. SnowDragon

    SnowDragon Moved On Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 28, 2010
    Boise, Idaho
  3. keyzygirl

    keyzygirl ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Aug 10, 2009
    Key West,Fl.
    Wow,are you threatening the squirrels?Thats just nasty girl.Get a grip.Its only eliquid.(((Hugs!)))
     
  4. Clover~

    Clover~ Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Sep 21, 2010
    South Dakota
    lol oh momma joyce! i feel your pain! love you lady! (and dont worry keyzy...she was joking)
     
  5. kittypie

    kittypie Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Apr 12, 2011
    Charlotte NC
    Lolololollololol!!!
     
  6. biidaaban

    biidaaban Super Member ECF Veteran

    Nov 16, 2010
    MN
  7. dohsma

    dohsma Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Feb 26, 2009
    WI, USA
    I just saw Wader googling "witness protection"... something about squirrels :D
     
  8. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    Desperate times, and all that. ;-)
     
  9. K9Luvr

    K9Luvr Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Feb 26, 2010
    Hampton, VA
    Really enjoying the laugh, Joyce. Thanx ;-)
     
  10. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Feb 8, 2010
    NE Illinois
    Actually....that would be rodent protection. But all I could find was exterminators.

    Also known as "Critter Getters"
     
  11. Morandir835

    Morandir835 Idiot Guru ECF Veteran

    Jan 2, 2011
    Outside DC
  12. chimchim

    chimchim Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 27, 2011
    GA
    That's one of the funniest things I've read all week! Thanks so much for making me LMAO!!!
     
  13. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2011
    The pup cave
    Oh...those poor squirrels:ohmy:

    (you do know that Momma Joyce loves fur babies too....I don't think she'd hurt them:blink: *gulp*)
     
  14. keyzygirl

    keyzygirl ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Aug 10, 2009
    Key West,Fl.
    LOL!I know she is joking,I just had to say it!!
     
  15. Tracker II

    Tracker II Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 13, 2011
    Illinois
    Mmm ... squirrel (with apple slices and baby carrots).
     

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  16. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2011
    The pup cave
    To the corner with you!!!:grr:
     
  17. dohsma

    dohsma Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Feb 26, 2009
    WI, USA
    LOL... love the "Critter Getter"
     
  18. Sallyem

    Sallyem Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 14, 2010
    California
    :laugh: Joyce, that was great! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. Nana2B

    Nana2B Super Member ECF Veteran

    LMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Oh no not road kill stew!!!!
     
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