MyVapeJuice's SHOW ME DA MONEY game - Come and Play - You could win cash

[Yeah_its_me]

OK lets play the SHOW ME DA MONEY - Inspire us with your intellect or baffle us with your bullchit game!

1st Prize $100.00 cash
2nd Prize $75.00 MyVapeJuice Gift Certificate
3rd Prize 38ml bottle of juice

Every day for the next seven days I will provide a topic. You must create and post a poem for that topic (no stealing off the net LOL) This must be your original work.

The rules:
1. You can enter three times a day as long as the poems are different
2. If you think ECF won't allow it don't post it
3. The poem must be at least 6 lines long to eliminate the Roses are red kind of poems LOL
4. Each entry must contain
a. The poem
b. the words SHOW ME DA MONEY
c. the name of the MyVapeJuice juice you would like to win if chosen as a second or third place winner.

**If the entry is missing any of the above it will be invalid and another entry will be chosen in it's place.

5. If you make a purchase from the website and include your ecf username and the words SHOW ME DA MONEY in the comments section I will add another entry for you.
6. I will pick the winner by random draw and 2nd and 3rd place winners myself.
7. So have fun and inspire us with your intellect or baffle us with your bullchit!



TODAY'S TOPIC: The Green Banana


Soooooo..... Inspire us with your intellect or baffle us with your bullchit!

 

[Yeah_its_me]

DNC cause I am running the game LOL

1. The Poem:

I admired the green banana hanging on the rack
it looked to me like it would make a very lovely snack
I waited patiently for the green to pass away
but I guess I am going to have to wait for it to happen another day
So here I sit just waiting and hoping for it to be
the best banana sandwich that goes with a cup of tea!

Now that's some bullchit LOL

2. SHOW ME DA MONEY

3. Juice: I'll take some Our RY4

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Hey Hang dude...good to see you. I hope all is well with you and yours.

 

[AG51]

Get Some Green Bananas !, the shop keeper shouted
Aggie checked her purse as her quivering lips pouted
I have no dollas may I recite a poem to pay fer it Honeys ?
He quickly responded, Oh Hell No ! Show Me The Money !
Aggie cried, But i spent my last dolla on Midnight Frosty
He replied, Well den win dis comtest and you juice be less costly !

2. SHOW ME DA MONEY

3. I'll take Midnight Frost Please

 

[AG51]

DNC


I thought all 3 things had to be inside da poem read da instructiums Aggie stoopidbutt

 

[MoonLit_Water]

The times were lean, and the money was tight
The bananas green, and the groceries slight
My juices, yet to steep
wondering, if My patience would keep
I look again at the bananas there
thinking, I just might not care
OH should i have an early vape, or act like a hungry ape
I look at My Honey, and say this will someday end
So show me da money, and I'll buy Savage Tobacco, The Cocoa Blend​

2. SHOW ME DA MONEY

3. Juice: Savage Tobacco Cocoa Blend


if they are in the poem, do we have to list afterwards? I'm confused just lie aggies,,,,,, lord help me

 

[matt.e.]

1. The Poem:

Oh green banana,
just sitting there on the shelf
I need you to be yellow!



2. SHOW ME DA MONEY


3. Juice: I'll take some Our RY4

~~~~~~~~

 

[AG51]

DNC

I'm confused just like aggies,,,,,, lord help me

Amens

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Your poem only has to contain the topic not the other things but the post must contain all three

 

[thehangdude]

There once was a man from Montana
Who played guitar like Carlos Santana.
But when he made bread
Its too hard. So he said,
"But I used a fresh green banana!"
(And he gave some to Roseanna Roseannadanna.)

Show me da money!
And I want some Midnight Frost!

Hey Yimmy! I saw a comic strip and thought of y'all. I'll try and find it. Found it.

 

[Yeah_its_me]

DNC

Too funny I love it - Thanks

There once was a man from Montana
Who played guitar like Carlos Santana.
But when he made bread
Its too hard. So he said,
"But I used a fresh green banana!"
(And he gave some to Roseanna Roseannadanna.)

Show me da money!
And I want some Midnight Frost!

Hey Yimmy! I saw a comic strip and thought of y'all. I'll try and find it. Found it.

 

[thehangdude]

Hey Hang dude...good to see you. I hope all is well with you and yours.

All is great here with me and mine. Hope all is good with you.

Great idea for a contest! I will try and come back every day for at least one entry. It sounds like fun!

 

[jmur]

IDK, the way I read it is each ENTRY must contain the phrase and the juice wish, not each POEM.

 

[jmur]

IDK, the way I read it is each ENTRY must contain the phrase and the juice wish, not each POEM.

Guess I was a little late with that, whoops...

 

[therussellv]

Show me da money
Just a juicy orange

Green banana, a metaphor
For all of us who are here
Stuck in time, needing more
Time to ripen, drawing near
To perfection, steeped in lore
What stops us? Our own fear.

 

[oldbikeguy]

1 There was once a Bug from Connecticut
Who was all up on ECF etiquette
So she started a thread
That about everybody read
It was all about
THE GREEN BANANA



2 SHOW ME DA MONEY

3 Sweet Tangerine

 

[MoonLit_Water]

I planted the seeds and they began to grow
Neighbors gathered, and in excitement gasped whoa
I went into the fields it was early June
My trees & bushes I was ready to prune
A bountiful harvest I thought was in site
All this food but none of it ripe
A green banana, a green tomato, a green thumb
I thought I was a gardener, but i was dumb

​

Show Me Da Money


Juice:Raspberry Cheesecake

 

[Thayamax]

My imaginary friend is a green banana.
We love to go places together.
We took a nice sightseeing trip to Havana,
And enjoyed the beautiful weather.
We laid on the beach to get some sun,
And we laughed together having so much fun.
Then my friend turned yellow and started to peel,
So I ate him..........but you know he wasn't real.

SHOW ME DA MONEY!

And some Dark Chocolate Raspberry Mousse

 

[whodat2112]

TODAY'S TOPIC: The Green Banana
#1

The green banana was waiting
As he sat on the shelf debating
Should he ripen some more
And be sweeter than honey
Or be left at the store
saying "SHOW ME DA MONEY"
He'll be taken away
To be eaten one day
And to him this wasn't funny

[h=1]Toasted Butter Almond Cake[/h]
SHOW ME DA MONEY

 

[K1NGP1N]

1. The Poem:

Don’t eat The Green Banana
It is not yet ripe
Wait a few more days
And it will be just right
Try it with peanut butter
And try not to stutter

2. SHOW ME DA MONEY
3. Juice: Midnight Frost 18mg

I think I did this right