*New* Contest hosted by The Vapor Station: Best One Liner Joke

[redrebel821]

If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it.

 

[somdcomputerguy]

The posts in this thread are great! I found some of them to be absolutely hilarious! Thanks for this contest eric and Vapor Station!

 

[redrebel821]

 

[diabolique]

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

 

[diabolique]

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

 

[eric]

The winner will be announced this afternoon.

 

[redrebel821]

Good luck, everyone!

 

[somdcomputerguy]

Good luck, everyone!

^
What she said! Thanks eric and Vapor Station.

 

[redrebel821]

^
What he said! Thanks eric and Vapor Station.

She...lol

 

[somdcomputerguy]

She...lol

Oops! Sorry!

 

[redrebel821]

Oops! Sorry!

No worries

 

[redrebel821]

Thought I'd check back in...lol

 

[Foggy Road]

Hello hellooo hellooo hellooo hellooo hellooo hellooo....... Eric!!!!! Wake up!

Time to announce my win!

 

[redrebel821]

Hello hellooo hellooo hellooo hellooo hellooo hellooo....... Eric!!!!! Wake up!

Time to announce my win!

You mean MY win...lol

 

[Foggy Road]

You mean MY win...lol

Thass whut eye shed.

 

[redrebel821]

Thass whut eye shed.

Lol...I need some of your luck!

 

[diabolique]

Good Luck Everybody!

 

[eric]

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

This contest's winner. I'll get a PM out. We'll be hosting another contest shortly.

 

[redrebel821]

Congrats @somdcomputerguy !!!

 

[redrebel821]

This contest's winner. I'll get a PM out. We'll be hosting another contest shortly.

Thanks for the contest!