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New Contest: Best Dad Joke wins a Vision Spinner 2 + Kanger Aerotank Mini rig! - The Vapor Station

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  1. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    Rules:
    1. Post your best Dad joke here in this thread.
    2. Visit the website and register an account: The Vapor Station - Create an Account at www.vaporstation.com
    3. Contestants can post no more than two consecutive jokes, but there are no limits on entries. After making two posts, simply wait for another contestant to make a post and you're free to submit two more entries!
    4. The contest ends on March 24, 2017.

    Contest Prize includes:
     
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  2. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    Let's get those Dad jokes coming!

    I'll start off:

    What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
    Dam.
     
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  3. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    Why didn't the lifeguard save the old hippie?

    Because he was too far out maaaaan.
     
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  4. somdcomputerguy

    somdcomputerguy vaper dedicato Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Teacher: Do you know how old your dad is?
    Young student: He's six. He wasn't a Dad until I was born..
     
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  5. somdcomputerguy

    somdcomputerguy vaper dedicato Verified Member ECF Veteran

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  6. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    They seriously missed a golden opportunity when naming that dam.
     
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  7. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Why did the farmer get an award?
    Because he's always out standing in his field.
     
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  8. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    These are great. I need more! I'd like to have hundreds of these in my Dad arsenal for when my girls get older.
     
  9. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    A grilled cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here!"
     
  10. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
    A: A tuba toothpaste.
     
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  11. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
    A: Nacho cheese!
     
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  12. puckhead

    puckhead Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 3, 2009
    Pull my finger
     
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  13. SteveS45

    SteveS45 Moved On ECF Veteran

    Jan 27, 2016
    Long Island, New York
    “Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And we all say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet!’”
     
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  14. Lessifer

    Lessifer Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
    Because she always runs away from the ball!
     
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  15. SteveS45

    SteveS45 Moved On ECF Veteran

    Jan 27, 2016
    Long Island, New York
    “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”
     
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  16. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    A: Because 7, 8, 9.
     
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  17. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What do elves learn in school?
    A: The elf-abet.
     
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  18. puckhead

    puckhead Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 3, 2009
    Q: What do you get when you cross and Elephant and a Rhino
    A: Elephino
     
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  19. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
    A: He wanted to go to high school.
     
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  20. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
    A: Pencil-vania.
     
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