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New Contest: Best Dad Joke wins a Vision Spinner 2 + Kanger Aerotank Mini rig! - The Vapor Station

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  1. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

    A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
     
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  2. Alter

    Alter Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 2, 2013
    BC Canada
    This one rings so true. Its got me through 25 years of marriage.
    [​IMG]
     
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  3. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A: A gummy bear!
     
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  4. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?

    A: To the moo-vies!
     
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  5. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

    Because he was a little horse!.......
     
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  6. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Me: ‘Hey, I was thinking'…

    My dad: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’.....
     
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  7. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

    A: Take away her credit card!
     
  8. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?

    A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
     
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  9. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
    Great food....No atmosphere......
     
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  10. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.....

    It's a total rip-off!!!!........
     
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  11. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

    A: By the footprints in the butter!
     
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  12. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

    A: “Here come the elephants!”
     
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  13. B2L

    B2L Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Jan 14, 2012
    Jacksonville, FL
    Two antennas got married.

    The ceremony was OK but...

    the reception was fantastic!
     
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  14. B2L

    B2L Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Supporting member
    Jan 14, 2012
    Jacksonville, FL
    A piece of string walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bertender for a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve your kind here, you're going to have to leave."

    The string walks out, ties himself in a knot and tousles his "hair". He the walks back in a sits at the bar and says, "bartender, get me a beer."

    The bartender asks "aren't you that string I just kicked out?"

    The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
     
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  15. Rob Bacon

    Rob Bacon Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Nov 17, 2015
    Spokane, Washington
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

    It's ok he woke up.....

    Sent from my SM-G930P using Tapatalk
     
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  16. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

    A: Ground beef!
     
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  17. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

    A: Lean meat!
     
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  18. eric

    eric Unregistered Supplier ECF Veteran

    The contest ends tonight at midnight! Get your last minute Dad jokes in while you can!
     
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  19. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    What do you call a pig that knows karate?

    A pork chop!
     
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  20. mac63

    mac63 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 1, 2014
    too far from home
    Why are ghosts bad liars?

    Because you can see right through them!
     
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