1 Question Survey for ECF members

[F-machine]

My family all call it my poofer. My granddaughter started it.

No man, pls! My son calls it "my medication" referring to me. He got it when he went to a doctor when he had cough and they gave him some sort of nebulizer session. It has vapor that he needs to inhale. And so when he saw me vaping, he asked me if I am sick. I'm dumbstruck and don't know how to answer and just said yes. Now that name caught up. He asks me everyday if I am taking my medication. Damn! He's 7.

 

[dreamvaper]

(1) I'll pay for the coffee and cake she has while she waits and (2) I'll offer her lunch with wine for her patience.

Being a wife is a hard work. Yours doing it mainly for food and drinks as far as you described. So who rules the world after all?

 

[somdcomputerguy]

found any of her devices yet?

I think he would just have to look in the mirror to find it..

Women really rule the world, while letting us guys think we do!

 

[Falconeer]

Being a wife is a hard work. Yours doing it mainly for food and drinks as far as you described. So who rules the world after all?

It's a game we play!

If you knew my Rhona - the youngest Nursing Sister ever in Lanarkshire at age 24, a Nurse with Psychiatric Qualifications, General Qualification, District Nurse Qualification, a Teaching Certificate and a Retired Depute Matron, and a woman I have the most respect for over anyone in this whole damned world - you would not dare to make downputting, frankly offensive remarks about her. She would eat you alive, trust me.

 

[somdcomputerguy]

She would eat you alive, trust me.

With educations like that, she could probably torture one's body and soul without leaving a mark, and then teach you a thing or two!

 

[F-machine]

cats rule and dogs drool...

 

[Eskie]

After all these years she knows (1) I'll pay for the coffee and cake she has while she waits and (2) I'll offer her lunch with wine for her patience.

Women really rule the world, while letting us guys think we do!

The sooner a guy learns that, the more years of happiness they'll have.

 

[dreamvaper]

offensive remarks about her

it was a joke, relax

cats rule and dogs drool

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods (c)

 

[Jebbn]

Our cat drools.

 

[dreamvaper]

Our cat drools

switch them to vaping (must be over 1 year per cat - equiv. of 18+ for humans)

 

[Nermal]

Our cat drools.

My cat does not drool. He found out it just isn't worth the effort.

 

[dreamvaper]

cmon ECF members, let's have some more votes, who didn't vote yet, please do.
I'll share the final results on Friday.

 

[Vapemesilly]

Dogs love you unconditionally. If your house cat was big enough it would eat you.

 

[jim_87]

Voted. I picked the "only" logical choice.

 

[ShowMeTwice]

I never had to be concerned with the wife and gear. She vaped and put me in charge of getting all vape gear (or at least I thought). Yes, she had to have that hot pink Pico. Guys you know the deal. When a woman says "I want that one, it's sooooo cute". You are sunk at "cute". There is nothing that can be said to a woman once "cute" has been tossed out. So you shut up and buy it. Happy wife, happy life.

Only time the axe swung was when I exceeded the monthly vape gear budget. Yes, there was that too. And it did happen almost every single month. Good thing I knew how to duck. That and I would promise her something nice in pink! Problem solved.

Now I am stuck with a hot pink Pico I refuse to leave the house with. Actually it is back in its box. At least until my Vapor Skinz arrives. And yes, I bought one with a hot chick on it!

 

[ShowMeTwice]

it was a joke, relax



Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods (c)

So true...
I have one of each. Cat believes she rules all. Will even chase dog into her kennel. Dog is a German Shepherd. Go figure.

 

[Brewdawg1181]

Women really rule the world, while letting us guys think we do!

True, that. My father taught me well.

When I got married, he told me "There are only two ways to control a woman. And nobody knows either one of them."

 

[Jebbn]

I cant remember what I voted. I can be pretty contrary, so I probably voted against my best interest.

Our cat isnt right in the head, never has been, shes a bit slow. She seems to be getting worse as she gets older. She forgets that shes already eating and comes to get us and starts asking for dinner. I pick her up and take her back to the bowl full of food and she digs in.
She doesnt groom and develops dreadlocks if we dont groom her. In summer we have her fur clipped short.
Other than her dullness, backward nature, drooling and lack of personal grooming she is very affectionate and engaging.
The greyhound is very cautious of her though, by 'cautious' I mean 'afraid'

 

[dreamvaper]

Other than her dullness, backward nature, drooling and lack of personal grooming she is very affectionate and engaging.

that's the qualities we were selecting for thousands of years, good job ppl

 

[charlie1465]

As men we tread a very transient and ever changing path. Having a Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhaling System doesn't help much either