The Long and the Short of it is this really Doesn't Matter if some conversion comes up with and answer of 43. Or 34. Or 41.783952.
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cough-cough, ahem >>> The correct answer is
42.
But yes, in truth......
"Doesn't Matter"
I'm sure if one looked hard enough they could find on the Internet where some Undergraduate calculated that you Burn 43 (or More!) Calories just be lifting your Arm the amount of times it takes to Vape 8ml of 100% VG e-Liquid.
Pretty sure that's in a Peer-reviewed Research Paper published by an undergrad who is enrolled in the Exercise and Movement Science program at the University of Vermont.
Just did a quick search at UV and one paper caught my eye. "Calories Burned for a Single Arm Lift". I didn't have a login for UV, so, I dunno the answer, but it is 42 pages in length. The author goes by the name Deep Thought. Strange name!
I didn't look any further.
but............
A person burns between
300 to 700 calories for a full nights sleep.
On average a person burns about
55 calories per hour from breathing. (truly beats the alternative!)
Meditating for 30 minutes burns
135 calories.
ooooh, what's this.........
A person weighing 70kg engaging in
a moderate intensity arm workout for 45 minutes would
burn approximately 157.5 calories.
"A moderate intensity arm workout for 45 minutes" -
I bet that's the equivalent of a super stressed out person, wired on caffeine, and rapid-fire chain vaping, flailing both arms, with one mod in each hand for 45 minutes.
Research conducted by Vanderbilt University Medical Center revealed that laughing for ten to 15 minutes burns between 10 and 40 calories. Laughing intensely for an hour can burn as many calories as lifting weight for 30 minutes, those same scientists have found.
LOL, the authors actually received grants and funding for that research (Energy expenditure for genuine laughter).
Money well spent!!!
The
act of eating burns calories. (now I'm hungry, LOL)
52.5 calories are burned by a person
sitting at a computer for 30 minutes. Which happens to be the exact same amount burned for a person
just sitting for 30 minutes.
Better off sitting then, because, a person standing for 30 minutes only burns
43 calories.
Pretty sure, on the low intensity scale, fidgeting rules!!! Fidgeting can burn between
300 to 800 calories per day.
I would add that number to the person
just sitting at a computer for 30 minutes.
And because
just sitting at a computer, on the ECF, and
fidgeting will make a person thirsty, best add the calories from the next one.
According to
this study,
Water-induced thermogenesis reconsidered, drinking eight pints of ice water a day will cause your body to expend almost 125 calories of metabolic heat to warm that water to body temperature (by the way, that's a full gallon of water!).
Feeling better already!!!
Thinking for 30 minutes burns approximately
42 calories.
Yeah,
I don't know, I'm still going with......
42
The rest of you folks in this thread can sort out the minor details,
I'm 100% certain of that.
Meanwhile, I will be chain vaping, drinking water, while just sitting at my computer (on the ECF, watching this thread) and thinking for the next 30 minutes. And yes, I most certainly will be in
Deep Thought.