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Di

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I know a Jack ****z..... well actually he's a dog.... can you guess what he is? ;)

he is a jack shi-zyou
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a sh-t zhou called Jack .......
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Give the girl a coconut: A jack russell crossed with a shih tzu = jack shihz :D:D

And before you ask: no I'm not pulling your third leg.... :p

Tim after all this time,
and after all the racey chasey we have done
you still dont know this lil bunny is a girl,

I dont have one of those ===
third leg things.....8-o

here you wanna peek under my lil fluffy cotton tail !!!:oops:
 

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Tim after all this time,
and after all the racey chasey we have done
you still dont know this lil bunny is a girl,

I dont have one of those ===
third leg things.....8-o

here you wanna peek under my lil fluffy cotton tail !!!:oops:

Okay okay I'll change it already::)

'Give the girl a third leg...'
'And no I'm not pulling your coconuts' :p:p:p

Is that better?;)
 

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For some time many of us have wondered who is jack ....?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know jack ....!
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an itellectual way.
Jack .... is the only son of Awe .... who married O ...., the owner of Knee Deep N .... inc.
In turn Jack .... married Noe .....
The couple had 6 kids; Holie ...., Giva ....,Fulls ....,Bull .... and the twins Deep .... & Dip .....
Deep .... married Dumb ...., a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe .... got devorced and she married Ned sherlock and became Noe .... sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip .... married Lota .... and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken .....
Fulla .... and Giva .... had a double wedding with the Happens brothers.
The newspapers invited everyone to the .... happens wededing.

Bull .... traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa .....

So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack .....
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Originally Posted by truelove
For some time many of us have wondered who is jack ....?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know jack ....!
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an itellectual way.
Jack .... is the only son of Awe .... who married O ...., the owner of Knee Deep N .... inc.
In turn Jack .... married Noe .....
The couple had 6 kids; Holie ...., Giva ....,Fulls ....,Bull .... and the twins Deep .... & Dip .....
Deep .... married Dumb ...., a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe .... got devorced and she married Ned sherlock and became Noe .... sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip .... married Lota .... and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken .....
Fulla .... and Giva .... had a double wedding with the Happens brothers.
The newspapers invited everyone to the .... happens wededing.

Bull .... traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa .....

So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack .....


:cool: it didn't post the first time ?


absolutely fabulous true........
wet my panties with this one..............
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My you people have been busy on here! I loss electricity at my work place and well lost Internet. Sitting at work sweating. No air conditioner and no computer. I was ready to go home LOL. Power back on at work and now kinda cooled off and still want to go home!

hope ya all cooled off honey,
come play with us, we having fun.........
did ya read my joke back down there you are in it.......
 

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What the f.... is that thing Di? It looks like a cross between a guinea pig and animal from the muppets..... (uses Borat voice) .... tit makes me whet my k-nickers even more!!!
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to be honest Tim,
I havnt got a f-ing clue,
I saw it somewhere and I did wet my ker-nickers, so I stole it,

I think it is a big furry .... with teeefs.....8-o

it is sposed ta be laughing its .... off.......
 
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