I know a Jack ****z..... well actually he's a dog.... can you guess what he is?![]()
he is a jack shi-zyou![]()
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a sh-t zhou called Jack .......![]()
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Give the girl a coconut: A jack russell crossed with a shih tzu = jack shihz
And before you ask: no I'm not pulling your third leg....![]()
Tim after all this time,
and after all the racey chasey we have done
you still dont know this lil bunny is a girl,
I dont have one of those ===
third leg things.....8-o
here you wanna peek under my lil fluffy cotton tail !!!![]()
For some time many of us have wondered who is jack ....?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know jack ....!
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an itellectual way.
Jack .... is the only son of Awe .... who married O ...., the owner of Knee Deep N .... inc.
In turn Jack .... married Noe .....
The couple had 6 kids; Holie ...., Giva ....,Fulls ....,Bull .... and the twins Deep .... & Dip .....
Deep .... married Dumb ...., a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe .... got devorced and she married Ned sherlock and became Noe .... sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip .... married Lota .... and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken .....
Fulla .... and Giva .... had a double wedding with the Happens brothers.
The newspapers invited everyone to the .... happens wededing.
Bull .... traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa .....
So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack .....
it didn't post the first time ?
By the sounds of it T'loves computer wet its panties tooo... or did it just shihz itself?.... waaahh![]()
My you people have been busy on here! I loss electricity at my work place and well lost Internet. Sitting at work sweating. No air conditioner and no computer. I was ready to go home LOL. Power back on at work and now kinda cooled off and still want to go home!
I think it did both Tim........![]()
What the f.... is that thing Di? It looks like a cross between a guinea pig and animal from the muppets..... (uses Borat voice) .... tit makes me whet my k-nickers even more!!!![]()
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