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I once tried to drink a raw egg when I was a kid.. I immediately projectile vomited all over the kitchen table when it entered my mouth.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
here we go..
Never Tell a Lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.
One of the boys replied, “This dog is an old neighborhood stray. We take him home with us sometimes, but since only one of us can take him home we’re having a contest: whichever one of us tells the biggest lie can take him home today.”
Of course, the Reverend was shocked. “You boys shouldn’t be having a contest telling lies!” he exclaimed. He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning, “Don’t you boys know it’s a sin to lie?” and ending with, “Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie.”
There was complete silence for about a minute while the boys all looked at each other and lowered their heads. Just as the Reverend began to think he had gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and handed him the leash. “Alright, reverend,” he said, “You win. You can take him home.”.
here we go..
Never Tell a Lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.
One of the boys replied, “This dog is an old neighborhood stray. We take him home with us sometimes, but since only one of us can take him home we’re having a contest: whichever one of us tells the biggest lie can take him home today.”
Of course, the Reverend was shocked. “You boys shouldn’t be having a contest telling lies!” he exclaimed. He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning, “Don’t you boys know it’s a sin to lie?” and ending with, “Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie.”
There was complete silence for about a minute while the boys all looked at each other and lowered their heads. Just as the Reverend began to think he had gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and handed him the leash. “Alright, reverend,” he said, “You win. You can take him home.”.
My cat hates dogs, other cats, birds, squirrels, thunder, rain.
She loves men's ankles--wraps herself right around them as soon as a man comes near.
Maybe I should take lessons.
She loves men's ankles--wraps herself right around them as soon as a man comes near.
Maybe I should take lessons.
amen!!!
oh come now, they're not that bad, if u want i could make u some thin meringue, perhaps u'd like it more that way
info? yes, relevant? debatable, useful? doubtful
awww vpn cause i'm still here u'r staying? i'm touched...lol (in the head maybe )
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awww vpn cause i'm still here u'r staying? i'm touched...lol (in the head maybe
As if!
Naw, I tried to lay down but after staring at the pillow for an hour I figured I might as well get up.
yeah i do that a lot myself, hence y i'm usually posting this time of night...lolAs if!
night 313 tc and rest well
Well, I guess it's time for some crown and a book. TTFN
well reading forums will cause eye strain just as much as a book will
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