mid-80's...why did i take teh 11 block walk for teh delishus
bbq? other than to fatten my gut with flavorfullness...ness....
then 11 blocks, uphill, in the high 80's, back to work. i'm liek sisyphus! except with better hair on my bum! and my boulder is wrapped around my waist! i'm probably taller too, since back then the tallest peepols were only 2'4", so balance of probability works in my favor there. i'm better educated, a tad....i mean they thought a giant supernatural being was responsible for creating all life and everything, whereas i know it was obviously dog-faced aliens from Sirius that were trying to populate this planet with a slave race before internal strife forced them to evacuate their plans and left the neanderthal humans to fend for themselves on earth. stupid ancient civilizations.
i have better taste in clothes too, bell bottoms and bowling shirts with giant hibiscus will never go out of style afterall.