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WELL WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?! Jeeze.
In North Carlolina: Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Also in North Carolina: Before a man asks for a woman’s hand in marriage, he must be “inspected by all the barnyard animals on the young woman’s family’s property, to ensure a harmonious farm life.”
An obvious play by the horse and donkey lobby. Elephants would be GREAT for plowing fields!!
in arizoooooona:
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Hunting camels is prohibited
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
Donkeys can not sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
it is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling
no one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house
the first two are well known by Arizonans
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Hunting camels is prohibited
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
Donkeys can not sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
it is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling
no one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house
the first two are well known by Arizonans
It is illegal to drive a car without a steering wheel.
Location: Illinois, United States
Location: Illinois, United States
stupid laws of TN
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
i found this one interesting...
If the Metro Council—or any other local governing body in the state of Tennessee—were to pass a law regulating the use of tobacco products in restaurants, bars, malls, office buildings or private colleges, the ordinance would violate state law and be invalid. Why? Because in 1994, when the legislature was passing a series of laws meant to reduce teen smoking, tobacco industry lobbyists quietly slid in an amendment effectively preventing local governments from passing “any law or regulation of tobacco products.” The tobacco industry wanted the local preemption law passed so that it wouldn’t have to worry about local ordinances all over the state (which it does in many states, most notably California).
Today, clean-air lobbyists say that they have disliked the “local preemption” law ever since it passed. They say that they haven’t tried hard to get it changed because they were too busy trying to get some portion of the national tobacco settlement set aside for smoking prevention (a battle they lost last year). “We would absolutely love to get rid of the preemption law,” says John Williams, who represents the Campaign for a Healthy and Responsible Tennessee (CHART). “This law strikes at the heart of the local governments’ right and obligation to pass laws that are appropriate and right for the people of their city and county.”
Many private business owners have voluntarily taken steps to ban smoking in malls and certain parts of restaurants, but Williams says that his group would like local communities to be able to ban smoking in bars and restaurants if they choose. “They have done this in California, and we believe it has worked out well,” he says. “It has especially worked out well for people who work in bars and who have to deal with second-hand smoke in those places.”
But former tobacco industry lobbyist Cleve Smith says that the tobacco preemption is a good law. “What the law says is that private property owners can decide for themselves what to do about smoking,” he says. “If a restaurant owner wants to ban smoking, let them. If a mall wants to ban smoking, let them. But in California, local governments were banning smoking all over the place, putting a lot of folks out of business in the process.”
If the Metro Council—or any other local governing body in the state of Tennessee—were to pass a law regulating the use of tobacco products in restaurants, bars, malls, office buildings or private colleges, the ordinance would violate state law and be invalid. Why? Because in 1994, when the legislature was passing a series of laws meant to reduce teen smoking, tobacco industry lobbyists quietly slid in an amendment effectively preventing local governments from passing “any law or regulation of tobacco products.” The tobacco industry wanted the local preemption law passed so that it wouldn’t have to worry about local ordinances all over the state (which it does in many states, most notably California).
Today, clean-air lobbyists say that they have disliked the “local preemption” law ever since it passed. They say that they haven’t tried hard to get it changed because they were too busy trying to get some portion of the national tobacco settlement set aside for smoking prevention (a battle they lost last year). “We would absolutely love to get rid of the preemption law,” says John Williams, who represents the Campaign for a Healthy and Responsible Tennessee (CHART). “This law strikes at the heart of the local governments’ right and obligation to pass laws that are appropriate and right for the people of their city and county.”
Many private business owners have voluntarily taken steps to ban smoking in malls and certain parts of restaurants, but Williams says that his group would like local communities to be able to ban smoking in bars and restaurants if they choose. “They have done this in California, and we believe it has worked out well,” he says. “It has especially worked out well for people who work in bars and who have to deal with second-hand smoke in those places.”
But former tobacco industry lobbyist Cleve Smith says that the tobacco preemption is a good law. “What the law says is that private property owners can decide for themselves what to do about smoking,” he says. “If a restaurant owner wants to ban smoking, let them. If a mall wants to ban smoking, let them. But in California, local governments were banning smoking all over the place, putting a lot of folks out of business in the process.”
I'm gonna have to get an expert in to help me pick tomorrow... My son lol. He will get a kick out of these.
Indiana -
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
The value of Pi is 3.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
You can get out of paying for a dependents medical care by praying for him/her.
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
hahahahahahahahahahah!
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
The value of Pi is 3.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
You can get out of paying for a dependents medical care by praying for him/her.
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
hahahahahahahahahahah!
Illinois
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It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
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It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
In Illinois
I guess I am a vagrant according to this one. I never have money
If youre caught on the streets without one dollar in your pocket, you could be arrested for vagrancy
I guess I am a vagrant according to this one. I never have money
If youre caught on the streets without one dollar in your pocket, you could be arrested for vagrancy
In Washington:
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
LMAO on this one
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
LMAO on this one
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