The lady reporter:I am here to collect information on thepossible sources of Mad Cow Disease.Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's therelation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer:Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice aday?
Reporter:Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point?
Farmer:I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,if I was playing with your .... twice a day ....and
only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's therelation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer:Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice aday?
Reporter:Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point?
Farmer:I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,if I was playing with your .... twice a day ....and
only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?
