A new one, special for AgentAnia

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Local Veterinarian Hanz Wringer said "It's great, I'm making a small fortune from peoples gullibility to believe any old crap , It's very sad, people are bringing in their pets with various ailments, I tell them its the vapers environmental pollution that rapidly ages their dogs and cats (a reported 7 year acceleration rate), and slap on an extra $300 to their bill"

This is FAUX News
 

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A new one for sure! :lol:

Dewildt said the cartridges are destroying tires when they're thrown out onto the road.

"They're all made out of metal, so when they slash a tire, they usually leave a pretty big gash in it," said Dewildt.

Well, that explains the hundreds of cars w/ flat tires I see at the side of the road every day. And also why my lips have been so bloody since I started vaping. It's those damn so-sharp-they'll-slash-yer-tires-(and-yer-lips) metal cartridges!

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We should take a road trip. There's obviously a large group of vapers out there to generate that kind of debris! Plus, they're wasting a lot of cartridges if it's enough to generate 1-2 punctured tires a week! We must visit, educate and help them save money! ;)

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What if we got a puncture, and the only tyre place in town belonged to 'Honest Tony' the tyre dealer ?
 

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We should take a road trip. There's obviously a large group of vapers out there to generate that kind of debris! Plus, they're wasting a lot of cartridges if it's enough to generate 1-2 punctured tires a week! We must visit, educate and help them save money! ;)

Hell, let's pick up all the carts before they get smushed, refill them, and sell them on ebay!
 

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Hmmm... :blink: Enlarges photo of cartrage, rotates photo of cartrage, rotates again...

Nope, never used a cartrage. (Not one like that anyway.) Vaping off that looks scary - even before it may have been smooshed. It might be a battery - which isn't a cartrage - but I won't believe it until I can see an un-smooshed version.

Do check out the bio of the guy who wrote this: "Andrew chose journalism because he likes telling the untold story. "

*un-tell* *un-tell* Where the hell is the damned un-tell button?
 

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....Do check out the bio of the guy who wrote this: "Andrew chose journalism because he likes telling the untold story. "

*un-tell* *un-tell* Where the hell is the damned un-tell button?

Unfortunately, Andrew has started telling stories that would best remain untold...

Yes! Yes we need an *un-tell* button!
 
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