A question for manly mustache men
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Today's mustache report is brought to you by Campbell's soups. They're Mmm Mmm Good!
Current mustache conditions are predominantly gray, with sporadic flourishes of brown and last night's tomato soup. In the Grand today is a 50/50 mix of WickedVapor RY4 and Backwoods Brew 555.
Current mustache conditions are predominantly gray, with sporadic flourishes of brown and last night's tomato soup. In the Grand today is a 50/50 mix of WickedVapor RY4 and Backwoods Brew 555.
mine tastes like....oh I'm not supposed to discuss sexually explicit matters on ECF, sorry.
That's the only smell I've ever personally noticed in my mustache, unfortunately no one sniffs it on a regular basis to tell me.
After 30 years of marriage my wife won't let me get close enough to notice.
But hey...I've got clean socks.
But hey...I've got clean socks.
Wow this is the best thread ever! I'm not sure what mental barricade has been preventing me from asking women to sniff my moustache all this time, but I've had a change of heart now.. Look out ladies, my moustache is coming...
Today's mustache report is brought to you by our friends at Beards From Below.
Leaning out the window while driving fast on the way home has most likely dissipated any trace of the DIY RY4 I've been vaping all day, so an emergency powervape with cappuccino/Cuban cigar is in order. Immediate forecast calls for heavy fog, tingly fingertips, and intermittent darkness as consciousness becomes a fleeting commodity.
Leaning out the window while driving fast on the way home has most likely dissipated any trace of the DIY RY4 I've been vaping all day, so an emergency powervape with cappuccino/Cuban cigar is in order. Immediate forecast calls for heavy fog, tingly fingertips, and intermittent darkness as consciousness becomes a fleeting commodity.
It has been brought to my attention that my vapestache is concentrated entirely on the right side of my face, indicative of an unevenly distributed exhalation technique. To this end, I am making a special effort today to alternate exhaling on the left and right sides of my mouth. In the Grand today is a 50/50 mix of BWB Malty Toffee and my homerolled Primo Chocolate Tobacco which is a weighty combination, and this new distribution of exhaled buildup will hopefully also equalize a balance problem I've been having lately which forces me to generally walk in rightward circles.
I trimmed my mustache yesterday to accommodate for pictures that will be taken on our cruise in 2 weeks, my lip is lonesome... sooo cooold. you know how it feels when you crawl outta bed on a cold morning, and you get that shock from going from cozy warm bundled up, then cool air hits you... that happened to my lip. rest assured I still have a mustache, its just not as manly... or useful.
A red dirt REOnaut!!
A red dirt REOnaut!!
I like mustaches and beards, when my 1st husband would shave his off (generally beginning of Summer) I would look at him and think he looked so young! I was always happy when it got cool so he would grow it back again.
Even better then that, Movember is coming!
I think a contest rewarding the most horrible moustache in Movember is in order. Anyone else??
I think a contest rewarding the most horrible moustache in Movember is in order. Anyone else??
Movember requires that you shave at the beginning, doesn't it?
I've had this mustache since I was 14. It ain't coming off.
I've had this mustache since I was 14. It ain't coming off.
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