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A Smile for you

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Mary Kay

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Subject: Holiday Caution


I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving
after the holiday parties. As you well know, some of us have been known to
have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from these odd social
sessions over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was at a Christmas party with some
friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice Merlot. Knowing
full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've
never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I
have never driven a full size bus before and am not sure where I got this one...BAZINGA!



Have a Safe Holiday and drink responsibly !!!

I hope everyone has a wonderful Holiday Season!
 

mg7454

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Whenever I have had too much to drink, I let my chauffeur drive my Ford!

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:laugh: :laugh: :party: :laugh: :laugh:
 

mg7454

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MK......... I think I pulled a muscle in my stomach from laughing. You had me there.

mg7454.....isn't that Toonces, the driving cat?

I don't know his name!

I thought his name was Chauffeur Kitty!

When I'm too drunk to drive, I just say "Here Chauffeur Kitty" and he hops behind the wheel of my Ford!

I'll ask him his name next time and let you know!

:D :party: :D
 

Lisa66

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I don't know his name!

I thought his name was Chauffeur Kitty!

When I'm too drunk to drive, I just say "Here Chauffeur Kitty" and he hops behind the wheel of my Ford!

I'll ask him his name next time and let you know!

:D :party: :D

Toonces was in a Saturday Night Live skit years ago. He always ended up driving off a cliff very dramatically.
 
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