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A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because
they had only $6.00 among them and the cute boy in Social Studies lived on that street.




10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good,
there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.



10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough,
there wouldn't be whiny little kids.



10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.



10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows
that opened (in case of hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.



10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.



10 years later, the group of 75-years-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.



10 years later, the group of 85-years-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because
they had never been there before.
 

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone"
 
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