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A Smile for you

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Mary Kay

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A woman asked a cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. He said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. The woman replied, “Don’t be. Take the money and buy some boots that fit.”
 

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This is just a forward..I do not answer voices from other stalls..too afraid they are just in my head! LOL

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!".........lol
 

Mary Kay

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I had the opposite happen to me once. I was at Wal-mart looking at something and a lady walked by me and said Hi! In a very friendly tone..I glanced up and didn't reply as she had a cell phone to her ear. She stops dead and taps me on the shoulder and said "so you are too good to speak to me" (she was laughing) I really looked at her and it was an old friend! She is one of those ladies who id always dressed to the nines with hair and make up..that day she was ""Au naturel" in shorts with no make up.
 
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